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<blockquote data-quote="icandoit" data-source="post: 99417" data-attributes="member: 1247"><p>Sometimes you have to question if you should be a nice guy or </p><p> not...........</p><p></p><p> A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on their front door.The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.</p><p></p><p> "Not a chance," says the husband, "It is three o'clock in the morning." He slams the door and returns to bed.</p><p></p><p> "Who was that?" asked his wife.</p><p></p><p> "Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.</p><p></p><p> "Did you help him?" she asks.</p><p></p><p> "Are you kidding? No, I did not....besides it is three o'clock in the morning and it is pouring rain outside!!", he replied.</p><p></p><p> His wife said, "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!"</p><p></p><p> The man does as he is told (of course!), gets dressed and goes out into the pouring rain. He calls out into the dark, "Hello! Are you still there?"</p><p></p><p> "Yes," comes back the answer.</p><p></p><p> "Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.</p><p></p><p> "Yes! Please!" comes the reply from the darkness.</p><p></p><p> "Where are you?" asks the husband.</p><p></p><p> "Over here on the swing!!" replies the drunk.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="icandoit, post: 99417, member: 1247"] Sometimes you have to question if you should be a nice guy or not........... A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on their front door.The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. "Not a chance," says the husband, "It is three o'clock in the morning." He slams the door and returns to bed. "Who was that?" asked his wife. "Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers. "Did you help him?" she asks. "Are you kidding? No, I did not....besides it is three o'clock in the morning and it is pouring rain outside!!", he replied. His wife said, "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!" The man does as he is told (of course!), gets dressed and goes out into the pouring rain. He calls out into the dark, "Hello! Are you still there?" "Yes," comes back the answer. "Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband. "Yes! Please!" comes the reply from the darkness. "Where are you?" asks the husband. "Over here on the swing!!" replies the drunk. [/QUOTE]
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