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<blockquote data-quote="jack.diamond" data-source="post: 293897" data-attributes="member: 4708"><p>The Bathtub Test</p><p></p><p></p><p>It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started. During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub." "Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."</p><p></p><p>^</p><p>^</p><p>^</p><p>^</p><p>^</p><p>^</p><p>^</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>DID YOU PASS, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="jack.diamond, post: 293897, member: 4708"] The Bathtub Test It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started. During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub." "Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup." ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ "No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?" DID YOU PASS, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE [/QUOTE]
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