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<blockquote data-quote="Rookie" data-source="post: 118140" data-attributes="member: 817"><p>An Atheist was walking through the woods, "What majestic trees! What</p><p>powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!" he said to himself.</p><p></p><p>As he was walking alongside the river he heard a rustling in the bushes</p><p>behind him. He turned to look and he saw a 7 foot Grizzly charge toward</p><p>him. He looked again, and the bear was even closer. He tripped and fell to</p><p>the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw the bear right on top</p><p>of him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to</p><p>strike him. At that moment the Atheist cried out "Oh my God!.........."</p><p></p><p>Time stopped. The bear froze. The forest was silent. As a bright light</p><p>shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky, "You deny my existence for</p><p>all these years, teach others I don't exist, and even credit the creation to</p><p>a cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of the predicament?"! .</p><p>"Am I to count on you as a believer?" The atheist looked directly into the</p><p>light, "It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a</p><p>Christian now, but could you perhaps make the BEAR a Christian?"</p><p></p><p>"Very Well", said the voice. The light went out. The sounds of the forest</p><p>resumed. The bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed</p><p>his head and spoke, "Lord bless this food, which we are about to receive</p><p>from thy bounty through Christ our Lord. Amen"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Rookie, post: 118140, member: 817"] An Atheist was walking through the woods, "What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!" he said to himself. As he was walking alongside the river he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look and he saw a 7 foot Grizzly charge toward him. He looked again, and the bear was even closer. He tripped and fell to the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw the bear right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him. At that moment the Atheist cried out "Oh my God!.........." Time stopped. The bear froze. The forest was silent. As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky, "You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist, and even credit the creation to a cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of the predicament?"! . "Am I to count on you as a believer?" The atheist looked directly into the light, "It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but could you perhaps make the BEAR a Christian?" "Very Well", said the voice. The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. The bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head and spoke, "Lord bless this food, which we are about to receive from thy bounty through Christ our Lord. Amen" [/QUOTE]
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