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<blockquote data-quote="HAY MAKER" data-source="post: 420237" data-attributes="member: 723"><p>Texans in Heaven</p><p></p><p>Gabriel came to the Lord and said " I have to talk to you. We have some </p><p></p><p>Texans up here in Heaven who are causing problems. They're swinging on </p><p></p><p>the pearly gates, my horn is missing, barbecue sauce is all over their </p><p></p><p>robes, their dogs are riding in the chariots, and they're wearing </p><p></p><p>baseball caps and cowboy hats instead of their halos. They refuse to </p><p></p><p>keep the stairway to Heaven clean. There are watermelon seeds and pig </p><p></p><p>feet bones all over the place. Some of them are walking around with just one wing." </p><p></p><p>The Lord said, "I made them special, Gabriel. Heaven is Home to all my </p><p></p><p>children. If you really want to know about real problems, let's call the Devil." </p><p></p><p>The Devil answered the phone, " Hello? Damn, hold on a minute." </p><p></p><p>The Devil returned to the phone, "O.K., I'm back. What can I do for you?" </p><p></p><p>The Lord replied, "I just want to know what kind of problems you're having down there." </p><p></p><p>The Devil said, "Hold on again. I need to check on something." </p><p></p><p>After about 5 minutes the Devil returned to the phone and said, "I'm </p><p></p><p>back. Now what was the question?" </p><p></p><p>The Lord said, "What kind of problems are you having down there?" </p><p></p><p>The Devil said, "Man, I don't believe this....Hold on, Lord." </p><p></p><p>This time the Devil was gone 15 minutes. The Devil returned and said , </p><p></p><p>"I'm sorry Lord, I can't talk right now. Them damn Texans done put out </p><p></p><p>the fire and are trying to install air conditioning." <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite8" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite8" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite8" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":D" /> </p><p>GOOD LUCK</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="HAY MAKER, post: 420237, member: 723"] Texans in Heaven Gabriel came to the Lord and said " I have to talk to you. We have some Texans up here in Heaven who are causing problems. They're swinging on the pearly gates, my horn is missing, barbecue sauce is all over their robes, their dogs are riding in the chariots, and they're wearing baseball caps and cowboy hats instead of their halos. They refuse to keep the stairway to Heaven clean. There are watermelon seeds and pig feet bones all over the place. Some of them are walking around with just one wing." The Lord said, "I made them special, Gabriel. Heaven is Home to all my children. If you really want to know about real problems, let's call the Devil." The Devil answered the phone, " Hello? Damn, hold on a minute." The Devil returned to the phone, "O.K., I'm back. What can I do for you?" The Lord replied, "I just want to know what kind of problems you're having down there." The Devil said, "Hold on again. I need to check on something." After about 5 minutes the Devil returned to the phone and said, "I'm back. Now what was the question?" The Lord said, "What kind of problems are you having down there?" The Devil said, "Man, I don't believe this....Hold on, Lord." This time the Devil was gone 15 minutes. The Devil returned and said , "I'm sorry Lord, I can't talk right now. Them damn Texans done put out the fire and are trying to install air conditioning." :D :D :D GOOD LUCK [/QUOTE]
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