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<blockquote data-quote="grannysoo" data-source="post: 686919" data-attributes="member: 6980"><p>TENJOOBERRYMUDS</p><p></p><p>(This should go along well with dun's post about the marriage dot.)</p><p></p><p>This is a hoot .. Sad, because it is TRUE ..... But a hoot!!!! By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND TENJOOBERRYMUDS'...</p><p></p><p>In order to continue getting-by in America (our home land), we all need to learn the NEW English language! Practice by reading the following conversation until you are able to understand the term</p><p></p><p>'TENJOOBERRYMUDS'.</p><p></p><p>With a little patience, you'll be able to fit right in.</p><p>Now, here goes....</p><p></p><p>The following is a telephone exchange between maybe you as a hotel guest and the room-service operator somewhere in the good old U S A today......</p><p></p><p>Room Service : 'Morrin. Roon sirbees.'</p><p></p><p>Guest : 'Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service.'</p><p></p><p>Room Service: ' Rye . Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???'</p><p></p><p>Guest: 'Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs.'</p><p></p><p>Room Service: 'Ow July den?'</p><p></p><p>Guest: '....What??'</p><p></p><p>Room Service: 'Ow July den?!?.. Pryed, boyud, poochd?'</p><p></p><p>Guest: 'Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. Scrambled, please.'</p><p></p><p>Room Service: 'Ow July dee baykem? Crease?'</p><p></p><p>Guest: 'Crisp will be fine.'</p><p></p><p>Room Service: 'Hokay. An Sahn toes?'</p><p></p><p>Guest: 'What?'</p><p></p><p>Room Service: 'An toes. July Sahn toes?'</p><p></p><p>Guest: 'I... Don't think so.'</p><p></p><p>RoomService: 'No? Judo wan sahn toes???'</p><p></p><p>Guest: 'I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means.'</p><p></p><p>RoomService: 'Toes! Toes!...Why Joo don Juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?'</p><p></p><p>Guest: 'Oh, English muffin!!! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'...</p><p>Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine.'</p><p></p><p>RoomService: 'We bodder?'</p><p></p><p>Guest: 'No, just put the bodder on the side.'</p><p></p><p>RoomService: 'Wad?!?'</p><p></p><p>Guest: 'I mean butter... Just put the butter on the side.'</p><p></p><p>RoomService: 'Copy?'</p><p></p><p>Guest: 'Excuse me?'</p><p></p><p>RoomService: 'Copy...tea..meel?'</p><p></p><p>Guest: 'Yes. Coffee, please... And that's everything.'</p><p></p><p>RoomService: 'One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin, we bodder on sigh and copy ... Rye??'</p><p></p><p>Guest: 'Whatever you say.'</p><p></p><p>RoomService: 'Tenjooberrymuds.'</p><p></p><p>Guest: 'You're welcome'</p><p></p><p>Remember I said 'By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND 'TENJOOBERRYMUDS' '.....and you do, don't you!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="grannysoo, post: 686919, member: 6980"] TENJOOBERRYMUDS (This should go along well with dun's post about the marriage dot.) This is a hoot .. Sad, because it is TRUE ..... But a hoot!!!! By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND TENJOOBERRYMUDS'... In order to continue getting-by in America (our home land), we all need to learn the NEW English language! Practice by reading the following conversation until you are able to understand the term 'TENJOOBERRYMUDS'. With a little patience, you'll be able to fit right in. Now, here goes.... The following is a telephone exchange between maybe you as a hotel guest and the room-service operator somewhere in the good old U S A today...... Room Service : 'Morrin. Roon sirbees.' Guest : 'Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service.' Room Service: ' Rye . Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???' Guest: 'Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs.' Room Service: 'Ow July den?' Guest: '....What??' Room Service: 'Ow July den?!?.. Pryed, boyud, poochd?' Guest: 'Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. Scrambled, please.' Room Service: 'Ow July dee baykem? Crease?' Guest: 'Crisp will be fine.' Room Service: 'Hokay. An Sahn toes?' Guest: 'What?' Room Service: 'An toes. July Sahn toes?' Guest: 'I... Don't think so.' RoomService: 'No? Judo wan sahn toes???' Guest: 'I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means.' RoomService: 'Toes! Toes!...Why Joo don Juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?' Guest: 'Oh, English muffin!!! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'... Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine.' RoomService: 'We bodder?' Guest: 'No, just put the bodder on the side.' RoomService: 'Wad?!?' Guest: 'I mean butter... Just put the butter on the side.' RoomService: 'Copy?' Guest: 'Excuse me?' RoomService: 'Copy...tea..meel?' Guest: 'Yes. Coffee, please... And that's everything.' RoomService: 'One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin, we bodder on sigh and copy ... Rye??' Guest: 'Whatever you say.' RoomService: 'Tenjooberrymuds.' Guest: 'You're welcome' Remember I said 'By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND 'TENJOOBERRYMUDS' '.....and you do, don't you! [/QUOTE]
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