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<blockquote data-quote="Angus Cattle Shower" data-source="post: 56413" data-attributes="member: 734"><p>CANADIAN TEMPERATURE CONVERSION CHART</p><p>70 above (23 C)</p><p>Texans turn on the heat and unpack the thermal</p><p>underwear.</p><p>Canadians go swimming in the Lakes.</p><p></p><p>60 above (16 C)</p><p>North Carolinians try to turn on the heat.</p><p>Canadians plant gardens.</p><p></p><p>50 above (10 C)</p><p>Californians shiver uncontrollably.</p><p>Canadians sunbathe.</p><p></p><p>40 above (5 C)</p><p>Italian & English cars won't start.</p><p>Canadians drive with the windows down.</p><p></p><p>32 above (0 C)</p><p>Distilled water freezes.</p><p>Lake Superior's water gets thicker.</p><p></p><p>20 above (-5)</p><p>Florida puts on coats, thermal under wear, gloves, and</p><p>woolly hats.</p><p>Canadians throw on a flannel shirt.</p><p></p><p>15 above (-10 C)</p><p>Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat.</p><p>Canadians have the last (?) cook out before it gets</p><p>cold.</p><p></p><p>0 degrees (-18 C)</p><p>People in Miami all die...</p><p>Canadians lick the flagpole.</p><p></p><p>20 below (-30 C)</p><p>Californians fly away to Mexico.</p><p>Canadians get out their winter coats.</p><p></p><p>40 below (-36 C)</p><p>Hollywood disintegrates.</p><p>The Girl Scouts in Canada are selling cookies...door</p><p>to door.</p><p>And Winnipeggers are still barbecuing</p><p></p><p>60 below (-51 C)</p><p>Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic.</p><p>Canadian Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes</p><p>until it gets cold</p><p>enough.</p><p></p><p>80 below (-63 C)</p><p>Mt. St. Helens freezes.</p><p>Canadians rent some videos.</p><p></p><p>100 below (-74 C)</p><p>Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.</p><p>Canadians get frustrated because they can't thaw the</p><p>beer keg.</p><p></p><p>297 below (-184 C)</p><p>Microbial life no longer survives in dairy products.</p><p>Cows in Canada complain about farmers with cold hands.</p><p></p><p>460 below (-275 C)</p><p>ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero in the Kelvin</p><p>scale).</p><p>People in Winnipeg start saying, "Cold 'nuff for ya?"</p><p></p><p>500 below(-297 C)</p><p>Hell freezes over.</p><p>The Leafs win the Stanley Cup.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Angus Cattle Shower, post: 56413, member: 734"] CANADIAN TEMPERATURE CONVERSION CHART 70 above (23 C) Texans turn on the heat and unpack the thermal underwear. Canadians go swimming in the Lakes. 60 above (16 C) North Carolinians try to turn on the heat. Canadians plant gardens. 50 above (10 C) Californians shiver uncontrollably. Canadians sunbathe. 40 above (5 C) Italian & English cars won't start. Canadians drive with the windows down. 32 above (0 C) Distilled water freezes. Lake Superior's water gets thicker. 20 above (-5) Florida puts on coats, thermal under wear, gloves, and woolly hats. Canadians throw on a flannel shirt. 15 above (-10 C) Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat. Canadians have the last (?) cook out before it gets cold. 0 degrees (-18 C) People in Miami all die... Canadians lick the flagpole. 20 below (-30 C) Californians fly away to Mexico. Canadians get out their winter coats. 40 below (-36 C) Hollywood disintegrates. The Girl Scouts in Canada are selling cookies...door to door. And Winnipeggers are still barbecuing 60 below (-51 C) Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic. Canadian Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough. 80 below (-63 C) Mt. St. Helens freezes. Canadians rent some videos. 100 below (-74 C) Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Canadians get frustrated because they can't thaw the beer keg. 297 below (-184 C) Microbial life no longer survives in dairy products. Cows in Canada complain about farmers with cold hands. 460 below (-275 C) ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero in the Kelvin scale). People in Winnipeg start saying, "Cold 'nuff for ya?" 500 below(-297 C) Hell freezes over. The Leafs win the Stanley Cup. [/QUOTE]
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