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<blockquote data-quote="MikeC" data-source="post: 359411" data-attributes="member: 1604"><p>SIGNS YOU'RE AT A WEDDING IN TENNESSEE</p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p>* The rehearsal dinner is held at Hooters.</p><p></p><p>* Instead of "friends of the bride or friends of the groom?", ushers ask "Ford or Chevy?"</p><p></p><p>* Bridesmaids wear pink tube tops and the groomsmen wear Travis Tritt t-shirts.</p><p></p><p>* Phrase "I Do" is replaced by "I Heard That!"</p><p></p><p>* Tender rendition of "The Wedding Song" is replaced by "Rocky Top" and performed by Boxcar Willie.</p><p></p><p>* When the minister asks, "Who Giveth This Woman To Be Married..." some guy in the back stands up and hollers "Earnhardt!"</p><p></p><p>* Reception conversation includes the phrase, "Been to Dollywood lately, Earl?"</p><p></p><p>* Snack trays and beverages at reception include vienna sausages (smoked, of course), nacho cheese Doritos and grandma's own moonshine.</p><p></p><p>* Plans for the Honeymoon evening include tickets to the Monster Truck Show.</p><p></p><p>* The sign in front of the church reads: No Shirt...No Shoes...No Problem!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="MikeC, post: 359411, member: 1604"] SIGNS YOU'RE AT A WEDDING IN TENNESSEE * The rehearsal dinner is held at Hooters. * Instead of "friends of the bride or friends of the groom?", ushers ask "Ford or Chevy?" * Bridesmaids wear pink tube tops and the groomsmen wear Travis Tritt t-shirts. * Phrase "I Do" is replaced by "I Heard That!" * Tender rendition of "The Wedding Song" is replaced by "Rocky Top" and performed by Boxcar Willie. * When the minister asks, "Who Giveth This Woman To Be Married..." some guy in the back stands up and hollers "Earnhardt!" * Reception conversation includes the phrase, "Been to Dollywood lately, Earl?" * Snack trays and beverages at reception include vienna sausages (smoked, of course), nacho cheese Doritos and grandma's own moonshine. * Plans for the Honeymoon evening include tickets to the Monster Truck Show. * The sign in front of the church reads: No Shirt...No Shoes...No Problem! [/QUOTE]
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