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<blockquote data-quote="farm princess" data-source="post: 667904" data-attributes="member: 3996"><p>Summer Classes for Women at </p><p>THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER</p><p></p><p>REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED</p><p>by TUESDAY JUNE2, 2009</p><p></p><p>NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL</p><p>OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.</p><p></p><p></p><p>Class 1</p><p>Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat </p><p>Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.</p><p>Meets 4 wks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM.. </p><p>Class 2</p><p>Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours?</p><p>Round Table Discussion.</p><p>Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours. </p><p>Class 3</p><p>Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?--Group Debate.</p><p>Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours. </p><p>Class 4 </p><p>Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.</p><p>Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks. </p><p>Class 5</p><p>Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?</p><p>Examples on Video.</p><p>Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning</p><p>at 7:00 PM </p><p>Class 6</p><p>How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program</p><p>Help Line Support and Support Groups.</p><p>Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM </p><p>Class 7</p><p>Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?</p><p>Open Forum.</p><p>Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours. </p><p>Class 8</p><p>Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT!</p><p>Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. </p><p>Class 9</p><p>I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials.</p><p>Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined. </p><p>Class 10</p><p>How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.</p><p>Driving Simulations.</p><p>4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours. </p><p>Class 11</p><p>Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield.</p><p>Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined </p><p>Class 12</p><p>How to Shop by Yourself.</p><p>Meets 4 wks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. </p><p>Class 13</p><p>How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering To Take a List To The Store, Avoiding Separate Trips for Each Item Needed.</p><p>Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.</p><p>Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. </p><p>Class 14</p><p>The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used.</p><p>Live Demonstration.</p><p>Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined. </p><p></p><p>Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.</p><p></p><p> ;-)</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="farm princess, post: 667904, member: 3996"] Summer Classes for Women at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED by TUESDAY JUNE2, 2009 NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM. Class 1 Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 wks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM.. Class 2 Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours? Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours. Class 3 Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?--Group Debate. Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 4 Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks. Class 5 Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet? Examples on Video. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM Class 6 How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program Help Line Support and Support Groups. Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM Class 7 Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos? Open Forum. Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours. Class 8 Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT! Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 9 I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined. Class 10 How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim. Driving Simulations. 4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours. Class 11 Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield. Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined Class 12 How to Shop by Yourself. Meets 4 wks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. Class 13 How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering To Take a List To The Store, Avoiding Separate Trips for Each Item Needed. Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 14 The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used. Live Demonstration. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined. Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors. ;-) [/QUOTE]
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