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<blockquote data-quote="MULDOON" data-source="post: 34498" data-attributes="member: 445"><p>Subject: Liver and Cheese </p><p>>Date: Mon, 10 Nov 2003 07:17:24 -0500 </p><p>> </p><p>>Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a </p><p>>beautiful female Poodle. The three male dogs fall all over themselves in </p><p>>an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of </p><p>>her at the same time. The males are speechless before her beauty, </p><p>>slobbering on themselves and hoping for just a glance from her in return. </p><p>> </p><p>>Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three suitors, she </p><p>>decides to be kind and tells them, "The first one who can use the words </p><p>>"liver" and "cheese" together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can </p><p>>go out with me." </p><p>> </p><p>>The sturdy, muscular black Lab speaks up quickly and says "I love liver and </p><p>>cheese." </p><p>> </p><p>>"Oh, how childish," said the Poodle. "That shows no imagination or </p><p>>intelligence whatsoever." </p><p>> </p><p>>She turned to the tall, shiny Golden Retriever and said "How well can you </p><p>>do?" </p><p>> </p><p>>"Um. I HATE liver and cheese," blurts the Golden Retriever. </p><p>> </p><p>>"My, my," said the Poodle. "I guess it's hopeless. That's just as dumb as </p><p>>the Lab's sentence." </p><p>> </p><p>>She then turns to the last of the three dogs and says, "How about you, </p><p>>little guy?" </p><p>> </p><p>>The last of the three, tiny in stature but big in fame and finesse, is the </p><p>>Chihuahua. He gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to the Golden Retriever </p><p>>and the Lab and says... </p><p>> </p><p>>. </p><p>>. </p><p>>. </p><p>>. </p><p>>. </p><p>>. </p><p>>. </p><p>>..."Liver alone. Cheese mine."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="MULDOON, post: 34498, member: 445"] Subject: Liver and Cheese >Date: Mon, 10 Nov 2003 07:17:24 -0500 > >Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a >beautiful female Poodle. The three male dogs fall all over themselves in >an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of >her at the same time. The males are speechless before her beauty, >slobbering on themselves and hoping for just a glance from her in return. > >Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three suitors, she >decides to be kind and tells them, "The first one who can use the words >"liver" and "cheese" together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can >go out with me." > >The sturdy, muscular black Lab speaks up quickly and says "I love liver and >cheese." > >"Oh, how childish," said the Poodle. "That shows no imagination or >intelligence whatsoever." > >She turned to the tall, shiny Golden Retriever and said "How well can you >do?" > >"Um. I HATE liver and cheese," blurts the Golden Retriever. > >"My, my," said the Poodle. "I guess it's hopeless. That's just as dumb as >the Lab's sentence." > >She then turns to the last of the three dogs and says, "How about you, >little guy?" > >The last of the three, tiny in stature but big in fame and finesse, is the >Chihuahua. He gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to the Golden Retriever >and the Lab and says... > >. >. >. >. >. >. >. >..."Liver alone. Cheese mine." [/QUOTE]
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