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<blockquote data-quote="Arnold Ziffle" data-source="post: 31795" data-attributes="member: 43"><p>A man takes his wife to the stock show. They start heading down the alley that had the bulls. They come up to the first bull and his sign stated: "This bull succesfully mated 50 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "He mated 50 times in a year, you could learn from him." </p><p></p><p>They proceed to the next bull and his sign stated: "This bull successfully mated 65 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "This one mated 65 times last year. That is over 5 times a month. You can learn from this one, also." </p><p></p><p>They proceeded to the last bull and his sign said: "This bull successfully mated 365 times last year." Of course, the wife's mouth drops open and she says, "WOW! He mated 365 times last year. That is ONCE A DAY!!! You could REALLY learn from this one." </p><p></p><p>The man turns to his wife and says, "Yeah, but go up and see if it was 365 times with the same cow."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Arnold Ziffle, post: 31795, member: 43"] A man takes his wife to the stock show. They start heading down the alley that had the bulls. They come up to the first bull and his sign stated: "This bull succesfully mated 50 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "He mated 50 times in a year, you could learn from him." They proceed to the next bull and his sign stated: "This bull successfully mated 65 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "This one mated 65 times last year. That is over 5 times a month. You can learn from this one, also." They proceeded to the last bull and his sign said: "This bull successfully mated 365 times last year." Of course, the wife's mouth drops open and she says, "WOW! He mated 365 times last year. That is ONCE A DAY!!! You could REALLY learn from this one." The man turns to his wife and says, "Yeah, but go up and see if it was 365 times with the same cow." [/QUOTE]
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