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<blockquote data-quote="Jogeephus" data-source="post: 649600" data-attributes="member: 4362"><p>Bubba was got pulled over for doing 42 mph in a 35 mph school zone. Cop asked Bubba if there was anything in the truck he should know about. Bubba says, "Well, since you are bound to find it anyway, I've been drinking all morning. I got a 45 in the glove box next to a 1 lb bag of cocaine, I have a crack pipe behind the seat and a dead body under the sleeping bags in the camper next to 3 gallons of moonshine and a big bag of pot." Being a small town the cop decides this is too big for him to handle by himself so he calls for backup and every law enforcement officer shows up including the Chief of Police. They cuff Bubba and put him in the back of the Chief's car and begin search Bubba's truck.</p><p></p><p>After about 30 minutes the chief comes back and tells Bubba that they can't find the gun, the coke, the crack pipe, the moonshine, the pot or the body the officer had told them about. Bubba looks at the Chief and says, "Well I guess you are going to tell me your officer said I was drunk and speeding too huh?"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Jogeephus, post: 649600, member: 4362"] Bubba was got pulled over for doing 42 mph in a 35 mph school zone. Cop asked Bubba if there was anything in the truck he should know about. Bubba says, "Well, since you are bound to find it anyway, I've been drinking all morning. I got a 45 in the glove box next to a 1 lb bag of cocaine, I have a crack pipe behind the seat and a dead body under the sleeping bags in the camper next to 3 gallons of moonshine and a big bag of pot." Being a small town the cop decides this is too big for him to handle by himself so he calls for backup and every law enforcement officer shows up including the Chief of Police. They cuff Bubba and put him in the back of the Chief's car and begin search Bubba's truck. After about 30 minutes the chief comes back and tells Bubba that they can't find the gun, the coke, the crack pipe, the moonshine, the pot or the body the officer had told them about. Bubba looks at the Chief and says, "Well I guess you are going to tell me your officer said I was drunk and speeding too huh?" [/QUOTE]
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