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<blockquote data-quote="Victoria" data-source="post: 232214" data-attributes="member: 1258"><p>To add a few:</p><p></p><p>Give me ambiguity or give me something else!</p><p></p><p>We have enough youth. How about a fountain of "Smart"?</p><p></p><p>Campers: Nature's way of feeding mosquitoes.</p><p></p><p>Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.</p><p></p><p>I started out with nothing and still have most of it.</p><p></p><p>A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.</p><p></p><p>Laugh alone and the world thinks you are an idiot.</p><p></p><p>We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.</p><p></p><p>Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.</p><p></p><p>If at first you don't succeed...don't try skydiving.</p><p></p><p>Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway.</p><p></p><p>Nothing is fool proof to a sufficiently talented fool.</p><p></p><p>On the other hand, you have different fingers.</p><p></p><p>Dyslexics of the world, untie!</p><p></p><p>Don't steal. The government hates competition.</p><p></p><p>National Atheist's Day: April 1st</p><p></p><p>For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.</p><p></p><p>IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.</p><p></p><p>According to my best recollection, I don't remember.</p><p></p><p>Diplomacy is the art of letting someone else get your way.</p><p></p><p>If ignorance is bliss, then tourists are in a constant state of euphoria.</p><p></p><p>I intend to live forever. So far so good.</p><p></p><p>Vacation begins when Dad says, "I know a short cut."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Victoria, post: 232214, member: 1258"] To add a few: Give me ambiguity or give me something else! We have enough youth. How about a fountain of "Smart"? Campers: Nature's way of feeding mosquitoes. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. I started out with nothing and still have most of it. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. Laugh alone and the world thinks you are an idiot. We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse. Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home. If at first you don't succeed...don't try skydiving. Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway. Nothing is fool proof to a sufficiently talented fool. On the other hand, you have different fingers. Dyslexics of the world, untie! Don't steal. The government hates competition. National Atheist's Day: April 1st For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism. IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got. According to my best recollection, I don't remember. Diplomacy is the art of letting someone else get your way. If ignorance is bliss, then tourists are in a constant state of euphoria. I intend to live forever. So far so good. Vacation begins when Dad says, "I know a short cut." [/QUOTE]
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