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<blockquote data-quote="Rustler9" data-source="post: 217686" data-attributes="member: 440"><p>A blonde walks into a bank in Toronto and asks for the Loans Officer.</p><p>She tells the Loans Officer that she is going on a business trip to</p><p>Europe</p><p>for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.00. The Loans Officer says</p><p>that</p><p>the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the</p><p>blonde hands</p><p>over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car was parked on the</p><p>street outside</p><p>the bank. She has the title, and everything checks out. The bank</p><p>agrees to</p><p>accept the car a collateral for the loan.</p><p>The Loans Officer and the bank employees all enjoy a good laugh at the</p><p>blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls Royce as collateral against a $5,000 loan. </p><p>An employee of the bank proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank's underground parking garage and parks it there.</p><p>Two weeks later, the blond returns, repays the $5,000 and interest,</p><p>which comes to $15.41. The Loans Officer says, "Miss, we are very</p><p>happy to</p><p>have had your business and this transaction has worked out very</p><p>nicely, </p><p>but</p><p>we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and</p><p>found out that you were a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why</p><p>would</p><p>you bother to borrow $5,000 ?"</p><p>The blonde replies..."Where else in Toronto can I park my car for two</p><p>weeks for only $15.41 and expect it still to be there when I return?"</p><p></p><p>FINALLY A SMART BLONDE JOKE.......</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Rustler9, post: 217686, member: 440"] A blonde walks into a bank in Toronto and asks for the Loans Officer. She tells the Loans Officer that she is going on a business trip to Europe for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.00. The Loans Officer says that the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car was parked on the street outside the bank. She has the title, and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car a collateral for the loan. The Loans Officer and the bank employees all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls Royce as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank's underground parking garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the blond returns, repays the $5,000 and interest, which comes to $15.41. The Loans Officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found out that you were a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000 ?" The blonde replies..."Where else in Toronto can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it still to be there when I return?" FINALLY A SMART BLONDE JOKE....... [/QUOTE]
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