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<blockquote data-quote="dun" data-source="post: 20409" data-attributes="member: 34"><p>>Levity </p><p>>The only cow in a small Alberta town stopped giving milk. The people </p><p>>did some research and found that they could buy a cow just across the </p><p>>border in Saskatchewan for $200. They bought the cow from Saskatchewan </p><p>>and the cow was wonderful. It produced lots of milk all of the time, </p><p>>and the people were pleased and very happy. </p><p>> </p><p>>They decided to acquire a bull to mate with the cow to produce more </p><p>>cows like it. They would never have to worry about their milk supply </p><p>>again. They bought the bull and put it in the pasture with their beloved </p><p>>cow. However, whenever the bull came close to the cow, the cow would </p><p>>move away. No matter what approach the bull tried, the cow would move </p><p>>away from the bull and he could not succeed in his quest. The people </p><p>>were very upset and decided to ask the Vet, who was very wise, what to </p><p>>do. </p><p>> </p><p>>They told the Vet what was happening. </p><p>> </p><p>>"Whenever the bull approaches our cow, she moves away. If he </p><p>>approaches from the back, she moves forward. When he approaches her </p><p>>from the front, she backs off. An approach from the side, she walks </p><p>>away to the other side." </p><p>> </p><p>>The Vet thought about this for a minute and asked, "Did you by </p><p>>chance, buy this cow in Saskatchewan?" </p><p>> </p><p>>The people were dumbfounded, since no one had ever mentioned where </p><p>>they bought the cow. "You are truly a wise Vet," they said. "How did </p><p>>you know we acquired the cow in Saskatchewan ?" </p><p>> </p><p>>The Vet replied with a distant look in his eye, "My wife is from </p><p>>Saskatchewan." </p><p></p><p>dun</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="dun, post: 20409, member: 34"] >Levity >The only cow in a small Alberta town stopped giving milk. The people >did some research and found that they could buy a cow just across the >border in Saskatchewan for $200. They bought the cow from Saskatchewan >and the cow was wonderful. It produced lots of milk all of the time, >and the people were pleased and very happy. > >They decided to acquire a bull to mate with the cow to produce more >cows like it. They would never have to worry about their milk supply >again. They bought the bull and put it in the pasture with their beloved >cow. However, whenever the bull came close to the cow, the cow would >move away. No matter what approach the bull tried, the cow would move >away from the bull and he could not succeed in his quest. The people >were very upset and decided to ask the Vet, who was very wise, what to >do. > >They told the Vet what was happening. > >"Whenever the bull approaches our cow, she moves away. If he >approaches from the back, she moves forward. When he approaches her >from the front, she backs off. An approach from the side, she walks >away to the other side." > >The Vet thought about this for a minute and asked, "Did you by >chance, buy this cow in Saskatchewan?" > >The people were dumbfounded, since no one had ever mentioned where >they bought the cow. "You are truly a wise Vet," they said. "How did >you know we acquired the cow in Saskatchewan ?" > >The Vet replied with a distant look in his eye, "My wife is from >Saskatchewan." dun [/QUOTE]
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