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<blockquote data-quote="docgraybull" data-source="post: 331334" data-attributes="member: 885"><p>Here are a few I remember (and occasionally use):</p><p></p><p>Happier than a pig in s#!(.</p><p>Busier than a one legged man in an a$$kicking contest.</p><p>Busier than a 3 legged cat trying to bury a turd on a frozen pond.</p><p>Uglier than a mud fence.</p><p>Fat as a town dog.</p><p>The only exercise I get is jumping to conclusions.</p><p>A horse that runs "fast enough to make your eyes water".</p><p>Cornier than a tortilla.</p><p>Crazier than a run over dog.</p><p>Tough as boot leather.</p><p>Nuttier than a fruitcake.</p><p>Mad as a wet hen.</p><p>Someone who is cracking some good wisecracks is said to be so sharp that they "must have had razorblade soup for breakfast".</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="docgraybull, post: 331334, member: 885"] Here are a few I remember (and occasionally use): Happier than a pig in s#!(. Busier than a one legged man in an a$$kicking contest. Busier than a 3 legged cat trying to bury a turd on a frozen pond. Uglier than a mud fence. Fat as a town dog. The only exercise I get is jumping to conclusions. A horse that runs "fast enough to make your eyes water". Cornier than a tortilla. Crazier than a run over dog. Tough as boot leather. Nuttier than a fruitcake. Mad as a wet hen. Someone who is cracking some good wisecracks is said to be so sharp that they "must have had razorblade soup for breakfast". [/QUOTE]
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