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<blockquote data-quote="Tommy Ruyle" data-source="post: 197190" data-attributes="member: 1448"><p>After the 11th child, an Auburn couple decided that that was enough as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to see his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin did not want to have any more childern. </p><p></p><p>The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would cure the problem but it was very expensive. However, there was a less costly alternative and that was to go home a get a cherry bomb ( fireworks are legal in Alabama and west Georgia ), light it, put it in a beer can and hold it up to your ear. Then count to ten. </p><p></p><p>The Auburn man told the doctor " I may not be the smartest tool in the shed but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can and holding it up to my ear is going to help us". </p><p></p><p>"Trust me" the veterinarian said. </p><p></p><p>So the Auburn man went home and put the lit cherry bomb in the can, held it up to his ear and began to count:</p><p></p><p></p><p>"1"</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>"2"</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>"3"</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>"4"</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>"5"</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>At this point he paused, put the beer can between his legs and resumed counting with the other hand ...</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Tommy Ruyle, post: 197190, member: 1448"] After the 11th child, an Auburn couple decided that that was enough as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to see his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin did not want to have any more childern. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would cure the problem but it was very expensive. However, there was a less costly alternative and that was to go home a get a cherry bomb ( fireworks are legal in Alabama and west Georgia ), light it, put it in a beer can and hold it up to your ear. Then count to ten. The Auburn man told the doctor " I may not be the smartest tool in the shed but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can and holding it up to my ear is going to help us". "Trust me" the veterinarian said. So the Auburn man went home and put the lit cherry bomb in the can, held it up to his ear and began to count: "1" "2" "3" "4" "5" At this point he paused, put the beer can between his legs and resumed counting with the other hand ... [/QUOTE]
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