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<blockquote data-quote="jw" data-source="post: 813973" data-attributes="member: 27"><p>The Redneck Love Poem</p><p></p><p>Collards is green, my dog's name is Blue</p><p>And I'm so lucky to have a sweet thang like you.</p><p>Yore hair is like corn silk a-flapping in the breeze.</p><p>Softer than Blue's and without all them fleas.</p><p></p><p>You move like the bass, which excite me in May.</p><p>You ain't got no scales but I luv you anyway.</p><p>Yo're as satisfy'n as okry jist a-fry'n in the pan.</p><p>Yo're as fragrant as "snuff" right out of the can.</p><p></p><p>You have some'a yore teeth, for which I am proud;</p><p>I hold my head high when we're in a crowd.</p><p>On special occasions, when you shave under yore arms,</p><p>Well, I'm in hawg heaven, and awed by yore charms.</p><p></p><p>Still them fellers at work, they all want to know,</p><p>What I did to deserve such a purdy, young doe.</p><p>Like a good roll of duct tape, yo're there fer yore man,</p><p>To patch up life's troubles and fix what you can.</p><p></p><p>Yo're as cute as a junebug a-buzzin' overhead.</p><p>You ain't mean like those far ants I found in my bed.</p><p>Cut from the best cloth like a plaid flannel shirt,</p><p>You spark up my life more than a fresh load of dirt.</p><p></p><p>When you hold me real tight like a padded gunrack,</p><p>My life is complete; Ain't nuttin' I lack.</p><p>Yore complexion, it's perfection, like the best vinyl sidin'.</p><p>Despite all the years, yore age, it keeps hidin'</p><p>.</p><p>Me 'n' you's like a Moon Pie with a RC cold drank,</p><p>We go together like a skunk goes with stank.</p><p>Some men, they buy chocolate for Valentine's Day;</p><p>They git it at Wal-Mart, it's romantic that way.</p><p></p><p>Some men git roses on that special day</p><p>From the cooler at Kroger. That's impressive," I say.</p><p>Some men buy fine diamonds from a flea market booth.</p><p>"Diamonds are forever," they explain, suave and couth.</p><p></p><p>But for this man, honey, these won't do.</p><p>Cause yor'e too special, you sweet thang you.</p><p>I got you a gift, without taste nor odor,</p><p>More useful than diamonds.......IT'S A NEW TROLL'N MOTOR</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="jw, post: 813973, member: 27"] The Redneck Love Poem Collards is green, my dog's name is Blue And I'm so lucky to have a sweet thang like you. Yore hair is like corn silk a-flapping in the breeze. Softer than Blue's and without all them fleas. You move like the bass, which excite me in May. You ain't got no scales but I luv you anyway. Yo're as satisfy'n as okry jist a-fry'n in the pan. Yo're as fragrant as "snuff" right out of the can. You have some'a yore teeth, for which I am proud; I hold my head high when we're in a crowd. On special occasions, when you shave under yore arms, Well, I'm in hawg heaven, and awed by yore charms. Still them fellers at work, they all want to know, What I did to deserve such a purdy, young doe. Like a good roll of duct tape, yo're there fer yore man, To patch up life's troubles and fix what you can. Yo're as cute as a junebug a-buzzin' overhead. You ain't mean like those far ants I found in my bed. Cut from the best cloth like a plaid flannel shirt, You spark up my life more than a fresh load of dirt. When you hold me real tight like a padded gunrack, My life is complete; Ain't nuttin' I lack. Yore complexion, it's perfection, like the best vinyl sidin'. Despite all the years, yore age, it keeps hidin' . Me 'n' you's like a Moon Pie with a RC cold drank, We go together like a skunk goes with stank. Some men, they buy chocolate for Valentine's Day; They git it at Wal-Mart, it's romantic that way. Some men git roses on that special day From the cooler at Kroger. That's impressive," I say. Some men buy fine diamonds from a flea market booth. "Diamonds are forever," they explain, suave and couth. But for this man, honey, these won't do. Cause yor'e too special, you sweet thang you. I got you a gift, without taste nor odor, More useful than diamonds.......IT'S A NEW TROLL'N MOTOR [/QUOTE]
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