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<blockquote data-quote="Crowderfarms" data-source="post: 167257" data-attributes="member: 1335"><p>A guy was on trial for murder and if convicted, would get the electric chair. His brother found out that a redneck, Rufus-Jimmy, was on the jury and figured he would be the one to bribe. He told the redneck that he would be paid $10,000 if he could convince the rest of the jury to reduce the charge to manslaughter. </p><p></p><p>The jury was out an entire week and returned with a verdict of manslaughter. </p><p></p><p>After the trial, the brother went to the Rufus-Jimmy's home, told him what a great job he had done and paid him the $10,000. </p><p></p><p>The redneck replied that it wasn't easy to convince the rest of the jury to change the charge to manslaughter. They all wanted to let him go.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Crowderfarms, post: 167257, member: 1335"] A guy was on trial for murder and if convicted, would get the electric chair. His brother found out that a redneck, Rufus-Jimmy, was on the jury and figured he would be the one to bribe. He told the redneck that he would be paid $10,000 if he could convince the rest of the jury to reduce the charge to manslaughter. The jury was out an entire week and returned with a verdict of manslaughter. After the trial, the brother went to the Rufus-Jimmy's home, told him what a great job he had done and paid him the $10,000. The redneck replied that it wasn't easy to convince the rest of the jury to change the charge to manslaughter. They all wanted to let him go. [/QUOTE]
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