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<blockquote data-quote="Earl Thigpen" data-source="post: 372648" data-attributes="member: 3999"><p>Reminds me of the one where the military are trying to teach conservation to a bunch of recruits. "Fold one sheet of toilet paper to make a point in the middle of the sheet. Pinch out a piece of paper at the point and put the small piece in your pocket - save it, it will be needed later. </p><p></p><p>What you have left is a single sheet of toilet paper with a hole in the middle of it. Now, stick one of your fingers through the hole (pick your favorite finger) and proceed to wipe. Fold the single sheet up and around the finger and remove the finger from the hole. This technique removes the offensive material from the finger without soiling the other digits.</p><p></p><p>Now, remember the tiny piece of paper you removed from the center? Take that piece and clean the offending material from under your fingernail".</p><p></p><p>One more. On the subject of corn cobs you always need three cobs, two reds and a white. Why, you may ask? </p><p></p><p>Use the first red cob. Check with the white one to see if you need the third red one.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Earl Thigpen, post: 372648, member: 3999"] Reminds me of the one where the military are trying to teach conservation to a bunch of recruits. "Fold one sheet of toilet paper to make a point in the middle of the sheet. Pinch out a piece of paper at the point and put the small piece in your pocket - save it, it will be needed later. What you have left is a single sheet of toilet paper with a hole in the middle of it. Now, stick one of your fingers through the hole (pick your favorite finger) and proceed to wipe. Fold the single sheet up and around the finger and remove the finger from the hole. This technique removes the offensive material from the finger without soiling the other digits. Now, remember the tiny piece of paper you removed from the center? Take that piece and clean the offending material from under your fingernail". One more. On the subject of corn cobs you always need three cobs, two reds and a white. Why, you may ask? Use the first red cob. Check with the white one to see if you need the third red one. [/QUOTE]
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