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<blockquote data-quote="ga.prime" data-source="post: 752080" data-attributes="member: 14046"><p>A man walked into the vegetable section of his local supermarket and asked for half a head of lettuce. </p><p></p><p>The boy working there told him that they only sold whole heads of lettuce. </p><p></p><p>The man was insistent that the boy asked his manager about the matter.</p><p></p><p>Walking into the back room, the boy said to his manager, "Some jackleg out there wants to buy a half a head of lettuce." </p><p></p><p>As he finished his sentence, he turned to find the man standing right behind him, so he added, "And this gentleman wants to buy the other half." </p><p></p><p>The manager approved the deal, and the man went on his way.</p><p></p><p>Later the manager saw the boy and said, "I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier. </p><p></p><p>We like people who think on their feet here. Where are you from son?"</p><p></p><p>"Originally from Canada sir", the boy replied.</p><p></p><p>"Why did you leave Canada?", the manager asked.</p><p></p><p>The boy answered, "Sir there's nothing but sluts and hockey players there."</p><p></p><p>"Really?" said the manager. "My wife is from Canada."</p><p></p><p>"No crap!" the boy replied. "Who does she play for?"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="ga.prime, post: 752080, member: 14046"] A man walked into the vegetable section of his local supermarket and asked for half a head of lettuce. The boy working there told him that they only sold whole heads of lettuce. The man was insistent that the boy asked his manager about the matter. Walking into the back room, the boy said to his manager, "Some jackleg out there wants to buy a half a head of lettuce." As he finished his sentence, he turned to find the man standing right behind him, so he added, "And this gentleman wants to buy the other half." The manager approved the deal, and the man went on his way. Later the manager saw the boy and said, "I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier. We like people who think on their feet here. Where are you from son?" "Originally from Canada sir", the boy replied. "Why did you leave Canada?", the manager asked. The boy answered, "Sir there's nothing but sluts and hockey players there." "Really?" said the manager. "My wife is from Canada." "No crap!" the boy replied. "Who does she play for?" [/QUOTE]
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