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<blockquote data-quote="dun" data-source="post: 67543" data-attributes="member: 34"><p>He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables,</p><p> horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly</p><p>shaped</p><p> and fixed up for swimming when it was built. One evening, the old farmer</p><p> decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while,</p><p> and look it over. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some</p><p>fruit.</p><p> As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As</p><p> he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his</p><p> pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the</p><p> deep end.</p><p> One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you</p><p> leave!"</p><p> The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim</p><p> naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up he</p><p> said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."</p><p> Moral: Old men can still think fast</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="dun, post: 67543, member: 34"] He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built. One evening, the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!" The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator." Moral: Old men can still think fast [/QUOTE]
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