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<blockquote data-quote="TexasBred" data-source="post: 646976" data-attributes="member: 6897"><p>Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America ,</p><p></p><p>Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as 'HILLBILLIES.'</p><p>You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS.</p><p>And furthermore</p><p></p><p>HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:</p><p></p><p>1. She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK' - She is a ' BREASTED AMERICAN.'</p><p></p><p>2. She is not 'EASY' - She is 'HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE..'</p><p></p><p>3. She is not a 'DUMB BLONDE' - She is a 'LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.'</p><p></p><p>4. She has not 'BEEN AROUND' - She is a 'PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.'</p><p></p><p>5. She does not 'NAG' you - She becomes ' VERBALLY REPETITIVE.'</p><p></p><p>6. She is not a 'TWO-BIT HOOKER' - She is a ' LOW COST PROVIDER.'</p><p></p><p></p><p>HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:</p><p></p><p>1. He does not have a 'BEER GUT' - He has developed a 'LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.'</p><p></p><p>2. He is not a 'BAD DANCER' - He is ' OVERLY CAUCASIAN.'</p><p></p><p>3. He does not 'GET LOST ALL THE TIME' - He ' INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.'</p><p></p><p>4. He is not 'BALDING' - He is in 'FOLLICLE REGRESSION.'</p><p></p><p>5. He does not act like a 'TOTAL ASS' - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.'</p><p>(Loved this one!)</p><p></p><p>6. It's not his 'CRACK' you see hanging out of his pants - It's 'REAR CLEAVAGE.'</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="TexasBred, post: 646976, member: 6897"] Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America , Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as 'HILLBILLIES.' You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS. And furthermore HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK' - She is a ' BREASTED AMERICAN.' 2. She is not 'EASY' - She is 'HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE..' 3. She is not a 'DUMB BLONDE' - She is a 'LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.' 4. She has not 'BEEN AROUND' - She is a 'PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.' 5. She does not 'NAG' you - She becomes ' VERBALLY REPETITIVE.' 6. She is not a 'TWO-BIT HOOKER' - She is a ' LOW COST PROVIDER.' HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. He does not have a 'BEER GUT' - He has developed a 'LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.' 2. He is not a 'BAD DANCER' - He is ' OVERLY CAUCASIAN.' 3. He does not 'GET LOST ALL THE TIME' - He ' INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.' 4. He is not 'BALDING' - He is in 'FOLLICLE REGRESSION.' 5. He does not act like a 'TOTAL ASS' - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.' (Loved this one!) 6. It's not his 'CRACK' you see hanging out of his pants - It's 'REAR CLEAVAGE.' [/QUOTE]
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