OOPS!!!!
> Drinking and driving
>
> Jacksonville, FL Police Dept.
>
> A man goes to a party and has too much to drink. His
> friends plead with him to let them take him home. He
> says NO -- he only lives a mile away.
>
> About five blocks from party, the police pull him over
> for weaving and ask him to get out of the car and walk
> the line. Just as he starts, the police radio blares
> out a notice of a robbery taking place in a house just
> a block away. The police tell the party animal to stay
> put, they'll be right back and they hop a fence and
> run down the street to the robbery.
>
> The guy waits and waits and finally decides to drive
> home. When he gets there, he tells his wife he is
> going to bed, and to tell anyone who might come
> looking for him that he has the flu and has been in
> bed all day.
>
> A few hours later the police knock on the door. They
> ask if Mr. Smith is there and his wife says yes. They
> ask to see him and she replies that he is in bed with
> the flu and has been so all day.
>
> The police have his driver's license. They ask to see
> his car and she asks why. They insist on seeing his
> car, so she takes them to the garage. She opens the
> door. There sitting in the garage is the police car,
> with all its lights still flashing.
> True story, told by the driver at his first AA meeting.
>
>
>
> Drinking and driving
>
> Jacksonville, FL Police Dept.
>
> A man goes to a party and has too much to drink. His
> friends plead with him to let them take him home. He
> says NO -- he only lives a mile away.
>
> About five blocks from party, the police pull him over
> for weaving and ask him to get out of the car and walk
> the line. Just as he starts, the police radio blares
> out a notice of a robbery taking place in a house just
> a block away. The police tell the party animal to stay
> put, they'll be right back and they hop a fence and
> run down the street to the robbery.
>
> The guy waits and waits and finally decides to drive
> home. When he gets there, he tells his wife he is
> going to bed, and to tell anyone who might come
> looking for him that he has the flu and has been in
> bed all day.
>
> A few hours later the police knock on the door. They
> ask if Mr. Smith is there and his wife says yes. They
> ask to see him and she replies that he is in bed with
> the flu and has been so all day.
>
> The police have his driver's license. They ask to see
> his car and she asks why. They insist on seeing his
> car, so she takes them to the garage. She opens the
> door. There sitting in the garage is the police car,
> with all its lights still flashing.
> True story, told by the driver at his first AA meeting.
>
>
>
