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<blockquote data-quote="SPRINGER FARMS MURRAY GRE" data-source="post: 347515" data-attributes="member: 95"><p>A northern F.E.M.A. representative stopped at a farm and talked with the old farmer. </p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p>"I'm going to inspect your farm."</p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p>The old farmer said, "You better not go in that field." </p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p>The F.E.M.A. representative said in a wise tone, "I have the authority of the U. S. Government with me. See this card? I am allowed to go wherever I wish on this land."</p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p> So, the old farmer went about his farm chores. Later, the farmer heard loud screams and saw the F.E.M.A. rep running for the fence and close behind was the farmer's prize bull. The bull was madder than a nest of hornets and the bull was gaining at every step. </p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p>The old farmer called out, "Show him your card!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="SPRINGER FARMS MURRAY GRE, post: 347515, member: 95"] A northern F.E.M.A. representative stopped at a farm and talked with the old farmer. "I'm going to inspect your farm." The old farmer said, "You better not go in that field." The F.E.M.A. representative said in a wise tone, "I have the authority of the U. S. Government with me. See this card? I am allowed to go wherever I wish on this land." So, the old farmer went about his farm chores. Later, the farmer heard loud screams and saw the F.E.M.A. rep running for the fence and close behind was the farmer's prize bull. The bull was madder than a nest of hornets and the bull was gaining at every step. The old farmer called out, "Show him your card! [/QUOTE]
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