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<blockquote data-quote="jack.diamond" data-source="post: 293834" data-attributes="member: 4708"><p>Old Is When:</p><p></p><p> Your friend compliments you on your</p><p> new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.</p><p></p><p>A gorgeous babe catches your fancy and</p><p> your pacemaker opens the garage door.</p><p></p><p>You don't care where your spouse</p><p> goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.</p><p></p><p>You are cautioned to slow down by</p><p> the doctor instead of by the police.</p><p></p><p> "Getting lucky" means you find your</p><p> car in the parking lot.</p><p></p><p></p><p>Senior Party Games</p><p></p><p>Sag, You're it</p><p></p><p>Pin the Toupee on the bald guy</p><p></p><p> Kick the bucket</p><p></p><p>Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over</p><p></p><p>Simon says something incoherent</p><p></p><p> Spin the Bottle of Mylanta</p><p></p><p>Musical recliners</p><p></p><p>20 questions shouted into your good ear.</p><p></p><p></p><p>Ten Advantages Of Growing Older</p><p></p><p>1. Your joints are more accurate than the </p><p> National Weather Service.</p><p></p><p>2. Kidnappers ignore you.</p><p></p><p>3. Sexual harassment charges against you just don't stick.</p><p></p><p>4. People no longer think you're a hypochondriac.</p><p></p><p>5. Your secrets are now safe with your friends because</p><p> they can't remember them either.</p><p></p><p>6. Your eyes won't get much worse.</p><p></p><p>7. You're no longer expected to run into a burning building.</p><p></p><p>8. Whatever you buy now won't wear out.</p><p></p><p>9. In a hostage situation, you're likely to be released first.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="jack.diamond, post: 293834, member: 4708"] Old Is When: Your friend compliments you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot. A gorgeous babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along. You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police. "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot. Senior Party Games Sag, You're it Pin the Toupee on the bald guy Kick the bucket Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over Simon says something incoherent Spin the Bottle of Mylanta Musical recliners 20 questions shouted into your good ear. Ten Advantages Of Growing Older 1. Your joints are more accurate than the National Weather Service. 2. Kidnappers ignore you. 3. Sexual harassment charges against you just don't stick. 4. People no longer think you're a hypochondriac. 5. Your secrets are now safe with your friends because they can't remember them either. 6. Your eyes won't get much worse. 7. You're no longer expected to run into a burning building. 8. Whatever you buy now won't wear out. 9. In a hostage situation, you're likely to be released first. [/QUOTE]
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