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Old guys are always more considerate
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<blockquote data-quote="chrisy" data-source="post: 854267" data-attributes="member: 3193"><p>An old guy was in the supermarket the other day, pushing his cart around, when he collided with a young guy also pushing his cart.</p><p></p><p>He said to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."</p><p></p><p>The young guy says, "That's OK. It's just a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."</p><p></p><p>The old guy said, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?"</p><p></p><p>The young guy says, "Well, she is 24 years old, tall, with blond hair, green eyes, long legs, big boobs and she's wearing tight white shorts, a halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?"</p><p></p><p>The old guy said, "Doesn't matter. Let's look for yours." </p><p></p><p>Most old guys are helpful like that.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="chrisy, post: 854267, member: 3193"] An old guy was in the supermarket the other day, pushing his cart around, when he collided with a young guy also pushing his cart. He said to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going." The young guy says, "That's OK. It's just a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate.” The old guy said, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?" The young guy says, "Well, she is 24 years old, tall, with blond hair, green eyes, long legs, big boobs and she's wearing tight white shorts, a halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?" The old guy said, "Doesn't matter. Let's look for yours." Most old guys are helpful like that. [/QUOTE]
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