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Olaf and Sven
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<blockquote data-quote="Sawgum1" data-source="post: 343235" data-attributes="member: 4875"><p>Olaf and Sven were fishing one day when Sven pulled out a cigar.</p><p></p><p>Finding he had no matches, he asked Olaf for a light.</p><p></p><p>"Ya, shure, I tink I haff a lighter," he replied. Then reaching</p><p>Into his tackle box, he pulled out a Bic lighter 10 inches long.</p><p></p><p>Yiminy Cricket!" exclaimed Sven, taking the huge Bic lighter in</p><p>His hands.</p><p></p><p>"Vhere did yew git dat monster??"</p><p></p><p>"Vell", replied Olaf, "I got it from me Genie."</p><p></p><p>"You haff a genie in yor tackle box?" Sven asked.</p><p></p><p>"Ya, shure. It's right here in my tackle box," says Olaf.</p><p></p><p>"Could I see him?"</p><p></p><p>So Olaf opens his tackle box and sure enough, out pops the genie.</p><p></p><p>Addressing the genie, Sven says, "Hey dere! I'm a good friend of</p><p>Your master. Vill you grant me vun vish?"</p><p></p><p>"Yes, I will," says the genie.</p><p></p><p>So Sven asks the genie for a million bucks.</p><p></p><p>The genie disappears back into the tackle box leaving Sven sitting</p><p>There, wait ing for his million bucks.</p><p></p><p>Shortly, the sky darkens and is filled with the sound of a</p><p>Million ducks...flying overhead, raining a virtual duck poop storm down</p><p>On them.</p><p></p><p>Over the roar of the million ducks Sven yells at Olaf.</p><p>"Yumpin' Yimmny I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!"</p><p></p><p>Olaf answers, "Ya, I forgot to tell yew that DA genie is hard of</p><p>Hearing. Do yew really tink I asked for a 10 inch Bic?</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Sawgum1, post: 343235, member: 4875"] Olaf and Sven were fishing one day when Sven pulled out a cigar. Finding he had no matches, he asked Olaf for a light. "Ya, shure, I tink I haff a lighter," he replied. Then reaching Into his tackle box, he pulled out a Bic lighter 10 inches long. Yiminy Cricket!" exclaimed Sven, taking the huge Bic lighter in His hands. "Vhere did yew git dat monster??" "Vell", replied Olaf, "I got it from me Genie." "You haff a genie in yor tackle box?" Sven asked. "Ya, shure. It's right here in my tackle box," says Olaf. "Could I see him?" So Olaf opens his tackle box and sure enough, out pops the genie. Addressing the genie, Sven says, "Hey dere! I'm a good friend of Your master. Vill you grant me vun vish?" "Yes, I will," says the genie. So Sven asks the genie for a million bucks. The genie disappears back into the tackle box leaving Sven sitting There, wait ing for his million bucks. Shortly, the sky darkens and is filled with the sound of a Million ducks...flying overhead, raining a virtual duck poop storm down On them. Over the roar of the million ducks Sven yells at Olaf. "Yumpin' Yimmny I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!" Olaf answers, "Ya, I forgot to tell yew that DA genie is hard of Hearing. Do yew really tink I asked for a 10 inch Bic? [/QUOTE]
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