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<blockquote data-quote="Travis Bryan" data-source="post: 142470" data-attributes="member: 1966"><p>Two cattle buyers from Oklahoma were on a trip to Central Texas to look at a set of cows when they were pulled over by a State Trooper. The trooper walked up and tapped on the driver-side window with his nightstick. The cattle buyer rolled down the window and WHACK, the trooper smacked him in the head with his nightstick. </p><p>"What the hell was that for?" the cattle buyer asked. </p><p></p><p>"You're in Texas, " the trooper answered. "When we pull you over in Texas, you better have your license ready by the time we get to your car." </p><p></p><p>The trooper ran a check on the license and the cattle buyer was clean, so he gave him his license back. The trooper then walked around to the passenger side and tapped on the window and the other cattle buyer rolled down the window and "WHACK", the trooper smacked him on the head with the nightstick. </p><p></p><p>"What'd you do that for?" :shock: the cattle buyer demanded. </p><p></p><p>"Making your wish come true," replied the trooper. </p><p></p><p>"Making WHAT wish come true?" the cattle buyer asked. </p><p></p><p>"I know you cattle buyer types," The trooper said. "A hundred feet down the road, you're would've turned to your buddy and said... "I wish that old man would've tried that on me!" <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite8" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":D" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Travis Bryan, post: 142470, member: 1966"] Two cattle buyers from Oklahoma were on a trip to Central Texas to look at a set of cows when they were pulled over by a State Trooper. The trooper walked up and tapped on the driver-side window with his nightstick. The cattle buyer rolled down the window and WHACK, the trooper smacked him in the head with his nightstick. "What the hell was that for?" the cattle buyer asked. "You're in Texas, " the trooper answered. "When we pull you over in Texas, you better have your license ready by the time we get to your car." The trooper ran a check on the license and the cattle buyer was clean, so he gave him his license back. The trooper then walked around to the passenger side and tapped on the window and the other cattle buyer rolled down the window and "WHACK", the trooper smacked him on the head with the nightstick. "What'd you do that for?" :shock: the cattle buyer demanded. "Making your wish come true," replied the trooper. "Making WHAT wish come true?" the cattle buyer asked. "I know you cattle buyer types," The trooper said. "A hundred feet down the road, you're would've turned to your buddy and said... "I wish that old man would've tried that on me!" :D [/QUOTE]
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