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<blockquote data-quote="Jogeephus" data-source="post: 1164369" data-attributes="member: 4362"><p>I have a lot of respect for Dr. Kevorkian and if I ever get really sick I just hope there is someone as compassionate as him around to put me out of my misery.</p><p></p><p>Off the subject but this is too funny. A friend of mine works for Bill Gates. Gates has been buying a bunch of farms around and bringing them up to the Microsoft standards. Anyhow, they brought in a psychiatrist from California to interview all the employees and the psychiatrist asked my friend if he had ever contemplated suicide. He said yes. I think about it most every day. Psychiatrist asked why. He said just with all the things that go wrong every day at work just brings you down. You know, the heat, the rain, the lack of rain, the cows getting out just all the many things it just sometimes become unbearable. Psychiatrist asked him how he intended to do it if he did. He said I'd fill up a five gallon bucket full of water and stick my head in it. Psychiatrist said she had never heard of anyone killing themselves like that and asked why he chose that method. He told her, well if I changed my mind I could always pull my head out of the water. She told him to get the hell out of her office and get back to work.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Jogeephus, post: 1164369, member: 4362"] I have a lot of respect for Dr. Kevorkian and if I ever get really sick I just hope there is someone as compassionate as him around to put me out of my misery. Off the subject but this is too funny. A friend of mine works for Bill Gates. Gates has been buying a bunch of farms around and bringing them up to the Microsoft standards. Anyhow, they brought in a psychiatrist from California to interview all the employees and the psychiatrist asked my friend if he had ever contemplated suicide. He said yes. I think about it most every day. Psychiatrist asked why. He said just with all the things that go wrong every day at work just brings you down. You know, the heat, the rain, the lack of rain, the cows getting out just all the many things it just sometimes become unbearable. Psychiatrist asked him how he intended to do it if he did. He said I'd fill up a five gallon bucket full of water and stick my head in it. Psychiatrist said she had never heard of anyone killing themselves like that and asked why he chose that method. He told her, well if I changed my mind I could always pull my head out of the water. She told him to get the hell out of her office and get back to work. [/QUOTE]
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