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Nursery Rhymes we didn't have as kids.....
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<blockquote data-quote="TnWI" data-source="post: 279694" data-attributes="member: 1920"><p>Mary had a little pig,</p><p></p><p>She kept it fat and plastered;</p><p></p><p>And when the price of pork went up,</p><p></p><p>She shot the little bas****. </p><p></p><p>---------------------------------</p><p></p><p>MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB </p><p></p><p>Her father shot it dead. </p><p></p><p>Now it goes to school with her, </p><p></p><p>Between two hunks of bread</p><p></p><p>----------------------------------</p><p></p><p>JACK AND JILL Went up the hill </p><p></p><p>To have a little fun. </p><p></p><p>Stupid Jill forgot the pill </p><p></p><p>And now they have a son. </p><p></p><p></p><p>----------------------------------</p><p></p><p>HUMPTY DUMPTY sat on a wall, </p><p></p><p>Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. </p><p></p><p>All the kings' horses, </p><p></p><p>And all the kings' men. </p><p></p><p>Had scrambled eggs, </p><p></p><p>For breakfast again. </p><p></p><p></p><p>-------------------------------</p><p></p><p>HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE the cat took a piddle, </p><p></p><p>All over the bedside clock. </p><p></p><p>The little dog laughed to see such fun. </p><p></p><p>Then died of electric shock.</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>-----------------------------------</p><p></p><p>GEORGIE PORGY Pudding and Pie, </p><p></p><p>Kissed the girls and made them cry. </p><p></p><p>And when the boys came out to play, </p><p></p><p>He kissed them too 'cause he was gay.</p><p></p><p></p><p>-----------------------------------</p><p></p><p>There was a little girl who had a little curl </p><p></p><p>Right in the middle of her forehead. </p><p></p><p>When she was good, she was very, very good. </p><p></p><p>But when she was bad........ </p><p></p><p>She got a fur coat, jewels, a waterfront condo, and a sports car.</p><p></p><p></p><p> :shock: <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite8" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":D" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="TnWI, post: 279694, member: 1920"] Mary had a little pig, She kept it fat and plastered; And when the price of pork went up, She shot the little bas****. --------------------------------- MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB Her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her, Between two hunks of bread ---------------------------------- JACK AND JILL Went up the hill To have a little fun. Stupid Jill forgot the pill And now they have a son. ---------------------------------- HUMPTY DUMPTY sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings' horses, And all the kings' men. Had scrambled eggs, For breakfast again. ------------------------------- HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE the cat took a piddle, All over the bedside clock. The little dog laughed to see such fun. Then died of electric shock. ----------------------------------- GEORGIE PORGY Pudding and Pie, Kissed the girls and made them cry. And when the boys came out to play, He kissed them too 'cause he was gay. ----------------------------------- There was a little girl who had a little curl Right in the middle of her forehead. When she was good, she was very, very good. But when she was bad........ She got a fur coat, jewels, a waterfront condo, and a sports car. :shock: :D [/QUOTE]
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