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<blockquote data-quote="TLCfromARK" data-source="post: 256639" data-attributes="member: 198"><p>I used to have a Labrador retriever & I was buying a</p><p>large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to</p><p>check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog(?).</p><p></p><p>On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting the</p><p>Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd</p><p>ended up in the hospital last time but that I'd lost</p><p>50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward</p><p>with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs</p><p>in both arms.</p><p></p><p>I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and</p><p>that the way that it works is to load your pants</p><p>pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two</p><p>every time you feel hungry & that the food is</p><p>nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.</p><p></p><p>I have to mention here that practically everyone in</p><p>the line was by now enthralled with my story,</p><p>particularly a tall guy who was behind her.</p><p></p><p>Horrified at my story of hospitalization, she asked if</p><p>I'd been poisoned. I told her no; I'd been sitting in</p><p>the street licking my butt and a car hit me.</p><p></p><p> I thought the tall guy was going to have to stagger</p><p>out the door.</p><p></p><p> ;-)</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="TLCfromARK, post: 256639, member: 198"] I used to have a Labrador retriever & I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog(?). On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting the Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy who was behind her. Horrified at my story of hospitalization, she asked if I'd been poisoned. I told her no; I'd been sitting in the street licking my butt and a car hit me. I thought the tall guy was going to have to stagger out the door. ;-) [/QUOTE]
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