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<blockquote data-quote="Colorado2008" data-source="post: 410775" data-attributes="member: 4094"><p>> ></p><p>> >A doctor at an insane asylum</p><p>> >decided to take his patients</p><p>> >to a baseball game.</p><p>> ></p><p>> >For weeks in advance,</p><p>> >he coached his patients</p><p>> >to respond to his commands.</p><p>> ></p><p>> >When the day of the game arrived.</p><p>> ></p><p>> >Everything went quite well.</p><p>> ></p><p>> >As the National Anthem started,</p><p>> >the doctor yelled,</p><p>> ></p><p>> >'Up Nuts',</p><p>> ></p><p>> >and the patients complied by standing up.</p><p>> ></p><p>> >After the anthem,</p><p>> >he yelled,</p><p>> ></p><p>> >'Down Nuts',</p><p>> ></p><p>> >and they all sat back down in their seats.</p><p>> ></p><p>> >After a home run was hit,</p><p>> >the doctor yelled,</p><p>> ></p><p>> >'Cheer Nuts'.</p><p>> ></p><p>> >They all broke out into applause and cheered.</p><p>> ></p><p>> >When the umpire made a particularly bad call</p><p>> >against the star of the home team,</p><p>> >the Doctor yelled,</p><p>> ></p><p>> >'Booooo Nuts'</p><p>> ></p><p>> >and they all started booing and cat calling.</p><p>> ></p><p>> >Comfortable with their response,</p><p>> >the doctor decided to go get a beer</p><p>> >and a hot dog,</p><p>> >leaving his assistant in charge.</p><p>> ></p><p>> >When he returned,</p><p>> >there was a riot in progress.</p><p>> ></p><p>> >Finding his tizzied assistant,</p><p>> >the doctor asked,</p><p>> ></p><p>> >'What in the world happened?'</p><p>> ></p><p>> >The assistant replied,</p><p>> ></p><p>> >'Well everything was going just fine</p><p>> >until this guy walked by and yelled,</p><p>> ></p><p>> >'PEANUTS!'</p><p> ;-) <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite8" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":D" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Colorado2008, post: 410775, member: 4094"] > > > >A doctor at an insane asylum > >decided to take his patients > >to a baseball game. > > > >For weeks in advance, > >he coached his patients > >to respond to his commands. > > > >When the day of the game arrived. > > > >Everything went quite well. > > > >As the National Anthem started, > >the doctor yelled, > > > >'Up Nuts', > > > >and the patients complied by standing up. > > > >After the anthem, > >he yelled, > > > >'Down Nuts', > > > >and they all sat back down in their seats. > > > >After a home run was hit, > >the doctor yelled, > > > >'Cheer Nuts'. > > > >They all broke out into applause and cheered. > > > >When the umpire made a particularly bad call > >against the star of the home team, > >the Doctor yelled, > > > >'Booooo Nuts' > > > >and they all started booing and cat calling. > > > >Comfortable with their response, > >the doctor decided to go get a beer > >and a hot dog, > >leaving his assistant in charge. > > > >When he returned, > >there was a riot in progress. > > > >Finding his tizzied assistant, > >the doctor asked, > > > >'What in the world happened?' > > > >The assistant replied, > > > >'Well everything was going just fine > >until this guy walked by and yelled, > > > >'PEANUTS!' ;-) :D [/QUOTE]
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