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<blockquote data-quote="Texan" data-source="post: 36728" data-attributes="member: 416"><p>Two gaters were sunning themselves.</p><p></p><p>The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, "I cain't understand how you can be so much bigger 'n me. We're the same age, we was the same size as kids. I just don't get it."</p><p></p><p>"Well," said the big 'gator, "Whachu been eatin', Boy?"</p><p></p><p>"Democrats, same as you," replied the small 'gator.</p><p></p><p>"Hmm. Well, where do ya catch 'em?"</p><p></p><p>"Down 't other side of the swamp. Near the parkin' lot of that courthouse."</p><p></p><p>"Same here. Hmm. How do you catch 'em?"</p><p></p><p>"Well, I crawls up under one of them Lexuses and waits fer someone to unlock the door. Then I jumps out, grabs 'em on the leg, shakes the c.rap out of 'em, and eats 'em!"</p><p></p><p>"Ah ha!" says the big alligator, "I see your problem. You ain't gettin' any real nourishment. See, by the time you get done shakin' the c.rap out of a Democrat, there ain't nothin' left but lips and a briefcase."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Texan, post: 36728, member: 416"] Two gaters were sunning themselves. The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, "I cain't understand how you can be so much bigger 'n me. We're the same age, we was the same size as kids. I just don't get it." "Well," said the big 'gator, "Whachu been eatin', Boy?" "Democrats, same as you," replied the small 'gator. "Hmm. Well, where do ya catch 'em?" "Down 't other side of the swamp. Near the parkin' lot of that courthouse." "Same here. Hmm. How do you catch 'em?" "Well, I crawls up under one of them Lexuses and waits fer someone to unlock the door. Then I jumps out, grabs 'em on the leg, shakes the c.rap out of 'em, and eats 'em!" "Ah ha!" says the big alligator, "I see your problem. You ain't gettin' any real nourishment. See, by the time you get done shakin' the c.rap out of a Democrat, there ain't nothin' left but lips and a briefcase." [/QUOTE]
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