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<blockquote data-quote="chrisy" data-source="post: 341014" data-attributes="member: 3193"><p>A good looking man walked into an agent's office in Hollywood and</p><p>>said</p><p>></p><p>> > "I want to be a movie star." Tall, handsome and with experience on</p><p>> > Broadway, he had the right credentials.</p><p>> ></p><p>> > The agent asked, "What's your name?"</p><p>> ></p><p>> > The guy said, "My name is Penis van Lesbian."</p><p>> ></p><p>> > The agent said, "Sir, I hate to tell you, but in order to get into</p><p>> > Hollywood, you are going to have to change your name."</p><p>> ></p><p>> > "I will NOT change my name! The van Lesbian name is centuries old, I</p><p>> > will not disrespect my grandfather by changing my name. Not ever."</p><p>> ></p><p>> > The agent said, "Sir, I have worked in Hollywood for years. you will</p><p>></p><p>> > NEVER go far in Hollywood with a name like Penis van Lesbian! I'm</p><p>> > telling you, you will HAVE TO change your name or I will not be able</p><p>> > to represent you."</p><p>> ></p><p>> > "So be it! I guess we will not do business together" the guy said and</p><p>> > he left the agent's office.</p><p>> ></p><p>> > FIVE YEARS LATER..... The agent opens an envelope sent to his office.</p><p>> > Inside the envelope is a letter and a check for $50,000. The agent is</p><p>> > awe-struck, who would possibly send him $50,000? He reads the letter</p><p>> > enclosed...</p><p>> ></p><p>> > "Dear Sir, Five years ago, I came into your office wanting to become</p><p>> > an actor in Hollywood, you told me I needed to change my name.</p><p>> > Determined to make it with my God-given birth name, I refused. You</p><p>> > told me I would never make it in Hollywood with a name like Penis van</p><p>> > Lesbian. After I left your office, I thought about what you said. I</p><p>> > decided you were right. I had to change my name. I had too much pride</p><p>> > to return to your office, so I signed with another agent. I would</p><p>> > never have made it without changing my name, so the enclosed check is</p><p>> > a token of my appreciation.</p><p>> ></p><p>> > Thank you for your advice..</p><p>> ></p><p>> > Sincerely,</p><p>> ></p><p>> > Dick van Dyke</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="chrisy, post: 341014, member: 3193"] A good looking man walked into an agent's office in Hollywood and >said > > > "I want to be a movie star." Tall, handsome and with experience on > > Broadway, he had the right credentials. > > > > The agent asked, "What's your name?" > > > > The guy said, "My name is Penis van Lesbian." > > > > The agent said, "Sir, I hate to tell you, but in order to get into > > Hollywood, you are going to have to change your name." > > > > "I will NOT change my name! The van Lesbian name is centuries old, I > > will not disrespect my grandfather by changing my name. Not ever." > > > > The agent said, "Sir, I have worked in Hollywood for years. you will > > > NEVER go far in Hollywood with a name like Penis van Lesbian! I'm > > telling you, you will HAVE TO change your name or I will not be able > > to represent you." > > > > "So be it! I guess we will not do business together" the guy said and > > he left the agent's office. > > > > FIVE YEARS LATER..... The agent opens an envelope sent to his office. > > Inside the envelope is a letter and a check for $50,000. The agent is > > awe-struck, who would possibly send him $50,000? He reads the letter > > enclosed... > > > > "Dear Sir, Five years ago, I came into your office wanting to become > > an actor in Hollywood, you told me I needed to change my name. > > Determined to make it with my God-given birth name, I refused. You > > told me I would never make it in Hollywood with a name like Penis van > > Lesbian. After I left your office, I thought about what you said. I > > decided you were right. I had to change my name. I had too much pride > > to return to your office, so I signed with another agent. I would > > never have made it without changing my name, so the enclosed check is > > a token of my appreciation. > > > > Thank you for your advice.. > > > > Sincerely, > > > > Dick van Dyke [/QUOTE]
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