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<blockquote data-quote="Tommy Ruyle" data-source="post: 506346" data-attributes="member: 1448"><p>My Mom the Dancer Posted - 2 days ago </p><p>One day, in life experiences class, Ms. Jones, a fourth-grade teacher, asked the children what their mothers did for a living.</p><p></p><p>All the typical answers came up --homemaker, teacher, nurse, businesswoman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.</p><p></p><p>However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his mother, he replied, "Well my mother's an exotic dancer in a cabaret. She takes off her clothes in front of men and they put money in her underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, she will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money."</p><p></p><p>The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin aside to ask him, "I'm sorry I asked you that question in our class. Is that really true about your mother?"</p><p></p><p>"Well, actually, no," the boy said. "She works for the Democratic National Committee and is trying to get Hillary Clinton to be our next President, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids." <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite8" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":D" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Tommy Ruyle, post: 506346, member: 1448"] My Mom the Dancer Posted - 2 days ago One day, in life experiences class, Ms. Jones, a fourth-grade teacher, asked the children what their mothers did for a living. All the typical answers came up --homemaker, teacher, nurse, businesswoman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth. However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his mother, he replied, "Well my mother's an exotic dancer in a cabaret. She takes off her clothes in front of men and they put money in her underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, she will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money." The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin aside to ask him, "I'm sorry I asked you that question in our class. Is that really true about your mother?" "Well, actually, no," the boy said. "She works for the Democratic National Committee and is trying to get Hillary Clinton to be our next President, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids." :D [/QUOTE]
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