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<blockquote data-quote="greybeard" data-source="post: 1768154" data-attributes="member: 18945"><p>Some ya'll been listening to the song by Ray Wylie Hubbard or James McMurtry "Choctaw Bingo"</p><p></p><p></p><p>[Verse 1]</p><p>Strap them kids in, give 'em a little bit of vodka</p><p>In a Cherry Coke, we're goin' to Oklahoma</p><p>To the family reunion for the first time in years</p><p>It's up at Uncle Slayton's 'cause he's getting on in years</p><p>You know he no longer travels, but he's still pretty spry</p><p>He's not much on talking, he's just too mean to die</p><p>And they'll be comin' down from Kansas <strong>and from west Arkansas</strong></p><p>It'll be one great big ol' party like you never saw</p><p></p><p>[Verse 2]</p><p><strong>Uncle Slayton's got his Texan pride</strong></p><p><strong>Back in the thickets with his Asian bride</strong></p><p><strong>He's got an Airstream trailer and a Holstein cow</strong></p><p><strong>He still makes whiskey 'cause he still knows how</strong></p><p><strong>He plays that Choctaw bingo every Friday night</strong></p><p><strong>You know he had to leave Texas, but he won't say why</strong></p><p><strong>He owns a quarter section up by Lake Eufala</strong></p><p><strong>Caught a great big ol' blue cat on a driftin' jug line</strong></p><p><strong>Sells his hardwood timber to the chipping mill</strong></p><p><strong>Cooks that crystal meth because the 'shine don't sell</strong></p><p><strong>He cooks that crystal meth because the 'shine don't sell</strong></p><p><strong>You know he likes that money, he don't mind the smell.</strong></p><p></p><p>[Verse 3]</p><p>My cousin Roscoe, Slayton's oldest boy</p><p>From his second marriage up in Illinois</p><p>He's raised in East St. Louis by his mama's people</p><p>Where they do things different thought he'd just come on down</p><p>He was going to Dallas, Texas, in a semi-truck</p><p>Called from that big McDonald's, you know the one that's built up</p><p>On that great big ol' bridge across the Will Rogers Turnpike</p><p>Took the Big Cabin exit, stopped and bought a carton o' cigarettes</p><p>At that Indian smoke shop with the big neon smoke rings</p><p>In the Cherokee Nation hit Muskogee late that night</p><p>Somebody ran a stoplight at the Shawnee Bypass</p><p>Roscoe tried to miss 'em, but he didn't quite</p><p></p><p>[Verse 4]</p><p>Bob and Mae come up from little town</p><p>Way down by Lake Texoma where he coaches football</p><p>They were 2-A champions now for two years running</p><p>But he says they won't be this year, no, they won't be this year</p><p>And he stopped off in Tushka at that Pop's Knife and Gun place</p><p>Bought a SKS rifle and a couple full cases</p><p>Of that steel-core ammo with the Berdan primers</p><p>From some East bloc nation that no longer needs 'em</p><p>And a Desert Eagle, that's one great big ol' pistol</p><p>I mean, 50-caliber made by badass Hebrews</p><p>And some surplus tracers for that old B-A-R of Slayton's</p><p>Soon's it gets dark, we're gonna have us a time</p><p>We're gonna have us a time.</p><p></p><p>[Verse 5]</p><p>Ruth Ann and Lynn come down from Baxter Springs</p><p>And that's one hell-raisin' town way up in southeastern Kansas</p><p>Got a biker bar next to the lingerie store</p><p>That's got the Rolling Stones lips up there in bright pink neon</p><p>And they're right downtown where everyone can see 'em</p><p>And they burn all night</p><p>You know they burn all night</p><p>You know they burn all night</p><p></p><p>[Instrumental]</p><p></p><p>[Verse 6]</p><p><strong><u>Ruth Ann and Lynn, they wear them cut-off britches</u></strong></p><p><strong><u>And them skinny little halters</u></strong></p><p><strong><u>And they're second cousins to me</u></strong></p><p><strong><u>Man, I don't care, I want to get between 'em</u></strong></p><p>.....................................................................................................</p><p>(you'll have to listen to it to hear the risque part of this one)</p><p>................................................................................</p><p><strong><u>And we'll be havin' us a time</u></strong></p><p></p><p>[Instrumental]</p><p></p><p></p><p>[Verse 7]</p><p>Uncle Slayton's got his Texan pride</p><p>Back in the thickets with his Asian bride</p><p>He's cut that corner pasture into acre lots</p><p>He sells 'em owner-financed strictly to them</p><p>That's got no kind of credit cause he knows they're slackers</p><p>And they'll miss that payment, then he takes it back</p><p>He plays that Choctaw bingo every Friday night</p><p>He drinks his Johnny Walker at that Club 69</p><p></p><p>[Verse 8]</p><p>We're gonna strap them kids in</p><p>Give 'em a little bit o' Benadryl</p><p>And a Cherry Coke, we're goin' to Oklahoma</p><p>Gonna have us a time</p><p>Gonna have us a time</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="greybeard, post: 1768154, member: 18945"] Some ya'll been listening to the song by Ray Wylie Hubbard or James McMurtry "Choctaw Bingo" [Verse 1] Strap them kids in, give 'em a little bit of vodka In a Cherry Coke, we're goin' to Oklahoma To the family reunion for the first time in years It's up at Uncle Slayton's 'cause he's getting on in years You know he no longer travels, but he's still pretty spry He's not much on talking, he's just too mean to die And they'll be comin' down from Kansas [B]and from west Arkansas[/B] It'll be one great big ol' party like you never saw [Verse 2] [B]Uncle Slayton's got his Texan pride Back in the thickets with his Asian bride He's got an Airstream trailer and a Holstein cow He still makes whiskey 'cause he still knows how He plays that Choctaw bingo every Friday night You know he had to leave Texas, but he won't say why He owns a quarter section up by Lake Eufala Caught a great big ol' blue cat on a driftin' jug line Sells his hardwood timber to the chipping mill Cooks that crystal meth because the 'shine don't sell He cooks that crystal meth because the 'shine don't sell You know he likes that money, he don't mind the smell.[/B] [Verse 3] My cousin Roscoe, Slayton's oldest boy From his second marriage up in Illinois He's raised in East St. Louis by his mama's people Where they do things different thought he'd just come on down He was going to Dallas, Texas, in a semi-truck Called from that big McDonald's, you know the one that's built up On that great big ol' bridge across the Will Rogers Turnpike Took the Big Cabin exit, stopped and bought a carton o' cigarettes At that Indian smoke shop with the big neon smoke rings In the Cherokee Nation hit Muskogee late that night Somebody ran a stoplight at the Shawnee Bypass Roscoe tried to miss 'em, but he didn't quite [Verse 4] Bob and Mae come up from little town Way down by Lake Texoma where he coaches football They were 2-A champions now for two years running But he says they won't be this year, no, they won't be this year And he stopped off in Tushka at that Pop's Knife and Gun place Bought a SKS rifle and a couple full cases Of that steel-core ammo with the Berdan primers From some East bloc nation that no longer needs 'em And a Desert Eagle, that's one great big ol' pistol I mean, 50-caliber made by badass Hebrews And some surplus tracers for that old B-A-R of Slayton's Soon's it gets dark, we're gonna have us a time We're gonna have us a time. [Verse 5] Ruth Ann and Lynn come down from Baxter Springs And that's one hell-raisin' town way up in southeastern Kansas Got a biker bar next to the lingerie store That's got the Rolling Stones lips up there in bright pink neon And they're right downtown where everyone can see 'em And they burn all night You know they burn all night You know they burn all night [Instrumental] [Verse 6] [B][U]Ruth Ann and Lynn, they wear them cut-off britches And them skinny little halters And they're second cousins to me Man, I don't care, I want to get between 'em[/U][/B] ..................................................................................................... (you'll have to listen to it to hear the risque part of this one) ................................................................................ [B][U]And we'll be havin' us a time[/U][/B] [Instrumental] [Verse 7] Uncle Slayton's got his Texan pride Back in the thickets with his Asian bride He's cut that corner pasture into acre lots He sells 'em owner-financed strictly to them That's got no kind of credit cause he knows they're slackers And they'll miss that payment, then he takes it back He plays that Choctaw bingo every Friday night He drinks his Johnny Walker at that Club 69 [Verse 8] We're gonna strap them kids in Give 'em a little bit o' Benadryl And a Cherry Coke, we're goin' to Oklahoma Gonna have us a time Gonna have us a time [/QUOTE]
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