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<blockquote data-quote="TLCfromARK" data-source="post: 89374" data-attributes="member: 198"><p>Here's a good mother in law joke!</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Holy Land Burial....</p><p>A man, his wife, and his mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land. While they were there, the mother-in-law passed away. The undertaker told them, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150.00."</p><p></p><p>The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home. The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here in the Holy Land, and you will spend only $150.00?"</p><p></p><p>The man replied, "A man died here 2000 years ago, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."</p><p></p><p> ;-)</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="TLCfromARK, post: 89374, member: 198"] Here's a good mother in law joke! Holy Land Burial.... A man, his wife, and his mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land. While they were there, the mother-in-law passed away. The undertaker told them, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150.00." The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home. The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here in the Holy Land, and you will spend only $150.00?" The man replied, "A man died here 2000 years ago, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance." ;-) [/QUOTE]
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