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<blockquote data-quote="la4angus" data-source="post: 158887" data-attributes="member: 132"><p>>A Wal-Mart store that sells husbands has just </p><p>>opened in Dallas, TX, where a woman may go </p><p>>to choose a husband from among many men. </p><p>>Among the instructions at the entrance, is a </p><p>>description of how the store operates. </p><p>> </p><p>>There are only 6 floors. It states that the attributes </p><p>>of the men increase as the shopper ascends the </p><p>>flights. There is, however, a catch.... </p><p>> </p><p>>As you open the door to any floor, you may choose </p><p>>any man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, </p><p>>you cannot go back down except to exit the building. </p><p>>So, a woman goes to the Wal-Mart Husband Store </p><p>>to find a husband...... </p><p>> </p><p>>On the first floor the sign on the door reads: </p><p>> </p><p>>Floor 1 - These men have jobs. </p><p>> </p><p>>The second floor sign reads: </p><p>>Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids. </p><p>> </p><p>>The third floor sign reads: </p><p>>Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids, and are </p><p>>extremely good looking. </p><p>> </p><p>>"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. </p><p>> </p><p>>She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: </p><p>>Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are </p><p>>drop-dead good looking, and help with the housework. </p><p>> </p><p>>"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" </p><p>>Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: </p><p>>Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help </p><p>>with </p><p>>the housework, and have a strong romantic streak. </p><p>> </p><p>>She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth </p><p>>floor and the sign reads: </p><p>>Floor 6 - You are visitor 3,456,012 to this floor. </p><p>>There are no men on this floor. This floor exists </p><p>>solely as proof that women are impossible to please. </p><p>> </p><p>>Thank you for shopping Wal-Mart's Husband Store</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="la4angus, post: 158887, member: 132"] >A Wal-Mart store that sells husbands has just >opened in Dallas, TX, where a woman may go >to choose a husband from among many men. >Among the instructions at the entrance, is a >description of how the store operates. > >There are only 6 floors. It states that the attributes >of the men increase as the shopper ascends the >flights. There is, however, a catch.... > >As you open the door to any floor, you may choose >any man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, >you cannot go back down except to exit the building. >So, a woman goes to the Wal-Mart Husband Store >to find a husband...... > >On the first floor the sign on the door reads: > >Floor 1 - These men have jobs. > >The second floor sign reads: >Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids. > >The third floor sign reads: >Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids, and are >extremely good looking. > >"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. > >She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: >Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are >drop-dead good looking, and help with the housework. > >"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" >Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: >Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help >with >the housework, and have a strong romantic streak. > >She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth >floor and the sign reads: >Floor 6 - You are visitor 3,456,012 to this floor. >There are no men on this floor. This floor exists >solely as proof that women are impossible to please. > >Thank you for shopping Wal-Mart's Husband Store [/QUOTE]
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