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<blockquote data-quote="mitchwi" data-source="post: 181188" data-attributes="member: 2063"><p>Subject: Mathematical equation for success!</p><p></p><p>This equation should be taught in all math classes!</p><p></p><p>From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:</p><p></p><p>What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?</p><p>Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:</p><p></p><p>If:</p><p>A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z</p><p>is represented as:</p><p>1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.</p><p></p><p>Then:</p><p></p><p>H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K</p><p>8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%</p><p></p><p>and</p><p>K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E</p><p>11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%</p><p></p><p>But,</p><p>A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E</p><p>1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%</p><p></p><p>And,</p><p>B-U-L-L-S-H-!-T</p><p>2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%</p><p></p><p>AND, look how far a$$ kissing will take you.</p><p></p><p>A-$-$-K-I-S-S-I-N-G</p><p>1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%</p><p></p><p>So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the bullsh!t and A$$ kissing that will put you over the top ;-)</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="mitchwi, post: 181188, member: 2063"] Subject: Mathematical equation for success! This equation should be taught in all math classes! From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% And, B-U-L-L-S-H-!-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% AND, look how far a$$ kissing will take you. A-$-$-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the bullsh!t and A$$ kissing that will put you over the top ;-) [/QUOTE]
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