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<blockquote data-quote="chrisy" data-source="post: 186076" data-attributes="member: 3193"><p>The train was quite crowded, so a US Marine walked the entire length looking for a set, but the only seat left was taken by a well dressed middle-aged French woman's Poodle. The war-weary Marine asked "Ma'am may I have that seat?" The French woman sniffed and said to no one in paticular "Americans are so rude, My little Fifi is using that seat" The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was under that dog</p><p>"Please Ma'am May I sit down? I'm very tired" she snorted "Not only are the Americans rude you are also arrogant!" this time the Marine didn't say a word; he just picked up the little dog and tossed it out of the window, and sat down. The woman shrieked "some one must defend my honour! put this American in his place!" An English gentleman sitting near by spoke up </p><p>"Sir you Americans seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing, you hold the fork in the wrong hand, you drive your vehicles on the wrong side of the road And now, SIR, you seem to have thrown the wrong b*t*ch out of the window!".</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="chrisy, post: 186076, member: 3193"] The train was quite crowded, so a US Marine walked the entire length looking for a set, but the only seat left was taken by a well dressed middle-aged French woman's Poodle. The war-weary Marine asked "Ma'am may I have that seat?" The French woman sniffed and said to no one in paticular "Americans are so rude, My little Fifi is using that seat" The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was under that dog "Please Ma'am May I sit down? I'm very tired" she snorted "Not only are the Americans rude you are also arrogant!" this time the Marine didn't say a word; he just picked up the little dog and tossed it out of the window, and sat down. The woman shrieked "some one must defend my honour! put this American in his place!" An English gentleman sitting near by spoke up "Sir you Americans seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing, you hold the fork in the wrong hand, you drive your vehicles on the wrong side of the road And now, SIR, you seem to have thrown the wrong b*t*ch out of the window!". [/QUOTE]
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