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<blockquote data-quote="Campground Cattle" data-source="post: 24223" data-attributes="member: 195"><p>>Lesson One </p><p>>> </p><p>>>An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small </p><p>>>rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do </p><p>>>nothing?" </p><p>>> </p><p>>>The eagle answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the </p><p>>>ground below the eagle and rested. </p><p>>> </p><p>>>All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it. </p><p>>> </p><p>>>Management Lesson - To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be </p><p>>>sitting very, very high up. </p><p>>> </p><p>>> </p><p>>>Lesson Two </p><p>>> </p><p>>>A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get </p><p>>>to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the </p><p>>>energy." </p><p>>> </p><p>>>"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the </p><p>>>bull. They're packed with nutrients." </p><p>>> </p><p>>>The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him </p><p>>>enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next </p><p>>>day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. </p><p>>>Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the </p><p>>>top of the tree. </p><p>>> </p><p>>>He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree. </p><p>>> </p><p>>>Management Lesson - Bull **** might get you to the top, but it </p><p>>>won't keep you there. </p><p>>> </p><p>>> </p><p>>>Lesson Three </p><p>>> </p><p>>>A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the </p><p>>>bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. </p><p>>> </p><p>>>While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on </p><p>>>him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began </p><p>>>to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! </p><p>>>He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. </p><p>>> </p><p>>>A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. </p><p>>>Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of </p><p>>>cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him. </p><p>>> </p><p>>>Management Lesson - (1) Not everyone who craps on you is your </p><p>>>enemy. (2) Not everyone who gets you out of s--t is your friend. </p><p>>>(3) And when you're in deep s--t, it's best to keep your mouth </p><p>>>shut! </p><p>>> </p><p>>>This ends your two-minute management course</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Campground Cattle, post: 24223, member: 195"] >Lesson One >> >>An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small >>rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do >>nothing?" >> >>The eagle answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the >>ground below the eagle and rested. >> >>All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it. >> >>Management Lesson - To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be >>sitting very, very high up. >> >> >>Lesson Two >> >>A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get >>to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the >>energy." >> >>"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the >>bull. They're packed with nutrients." >> >>The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him >>enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next >>day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. >>Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the >>top of the tree. >> >>He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree. >> >>Management Lesson - Bull **** might get you to the top, but it >>won't keep you there. >> >> >>Lesson Three >> >>A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the >>bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. >> >>While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on >>him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began >>to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! >>He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. >> >>A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. >>Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of >>cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him. >> >>Management Lesson - (1) Not everyone who craps on you is your >>enemy. (2) Not everyone who gets you out of s--t is your friend. >>(3) And when you're in deep s--t, it's best to keep your mouth >>shut! >> >>This ends your two-minute management course [/QUOTE]
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