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Little Old Lady (rated PG13)
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<blockquote data-quote="certherfbeef" data-source="post: 70846" data-attributes="member: 190"><p>Little Old Lady in court......</p><p></p><p>Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age?</p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p>Little Old Lady: I am 86 years old.</p><p></p><p>Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?</p><p></p><p></p><p>Little Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.</p><p></p><p></p><p>Defense Attorney: Did you know him?</p><p></p><p>Little Old Lady: No, but he sure was friendly.</p><p></p><p>Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down?</p><p></p><p>Little Old Lady: He started to rub my thigh.</p><p></p><p>Defense Attorney: Did you stop him?</p><p></p><p>Little Old Lady: No, I didn't stop him.</p><p></p><p>Defense Attorney: Why not?</p><p></p><p>Little Old Lady: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Abler died some 30 years ago. </p><p></p><p>Defense Attorney: What happened next?</p><p></p><p>Little Old Lady: He began to rub my breasts.</p><p></p><p>Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then?</p><p></p><p></p><p>Little Old Lady: No, I did not stop him.</p><p></p><p></p><p>Defense Attorney: Why not?</p><p></p><p>Little Old Lady: His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!</p><p></p><p>Defense Attorney: What happened next?</p><p></p><p>Little Old Lady: Well, by then, I was feeling really "spicy" that I just laid down and told him "Take me, young man. Take me!"</p><p></p><p></p><p>Defense Attorney: Did he take you?</p><p></p><p>Little Old Lady: Hell, no! He just yelled, "April Fool!" And that's when I shot him, the little bastard!</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="certherfbeef, post: 70846, member: 190"] Little Old Lady in court...... Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age? Little Old Lady: I am 86 years old. Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st? Little Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me. Defense Attorney: Did you know him? Little Old Lady: No, but he sure was friendly. Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down? Little Old Lady: He started to rub my thigh. Defense Attorney: Did you stop him? Little Old Lady: No, I didn't stop him. Defense Attorney: Why not? Little Old Lady: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Abler died some 30 years ago. Defense Attorney: What happened next? Little Old Lady: He began to rub my breasts. Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then? Little Old Lady: No, I did not stop him. Defense Attorney: Why not? Little Old Lady: His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years! Defense Attorney: What happened next? Little Old Lady: Well, by then, I was feeling really "spicy" that I just laid down and told him "Take me, young man. Take me!" Defense Attorney: Did he take you? Little Old Lady: Hell, no! He just yelled, "April Fool!" And that's when I shot him, the little bastard! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [/QUOTE]
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