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Little Billy and Little Suzi
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<blockquote data-quote="Jogeephus" data-source="post: 826113" data-attributes="member: 4362"><p>Little Billy had just got back from the Daytona 500 and was out in his sandbox playing with his cars when little Suzi came up and began playing in the sandbox with him. Little Billy wasn't too fond of giving up some of his racetrack but his daddy made him play nice so he couldn't say anything. After awhile he got a brilliant idea and let out a huge fart that shook the sandbox and stunk to high heaven but Suzi didn't budge and didn't even seem to notice as she played with her Malibu Barbi - but she did notice. In an attempt to pay him back she strained and strained and then all of a sudden let out a huge one. Not only did it shake the sand like Billy's, this one blew sand all over Billy's toys, his hair and his clothes. Billy stood up and began brushing the sand out of his eyes and Suzi began brushing the sand off his clothes. When Billy got all the sand out of his eyes he dropped to his knees and grabbed Suzi's dress and lifted it up and peered under her dress and said ......</p><p></p><p></p><p>...</p><p>,</p><p></p><p>,</p><p></p><p>,</p><p>,</p><p></p><p>,</p><p>,</p><p>,</p><p></p><p>,</p><p>"Yep, just as I expected! Duel Exhaust!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Jogeephus, post: 826113, member: 4362"] Little Billy had just got back from the Daytona 500 and was out in his sandbox playing with his cars when little Suzi came up and began playing in the sandbox with him. Little Billy wasn't too fond of giving up some of his racetrack but his daddy made him play nice so he couldn't say anything. After awhile he got a brilliant idea and let out a huge fart that shook the sandbox and stunk to high heaven but Suzi didn't budge and didn't even seem to notice as she played with her Malibu Barbi - but she did notice. In an attempt to pay him back she strained and strained and then all of a sudden let out a huge one. Not only did it shake the sand like Billy's, this one blew sand all over Billy's toys, his hair and his clothes. Billy stood up and began brushing the sand out of his eyes and Suzi began brushing the sand off his clothes. When Billy got all the sand out of his eyes he dropped to his knees and grabbed Suzi's dress and lifted it up and peered under her dress and said ...... ... , , , , , , , , "Yep, just as I expected! Duel Exhaust!" [/QUOTE]
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