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<blockquote data-quote="la4angus" data-source="post: 30860" data-attributes="member: 132"><p>> >On the first day God created the dog. God said, "Sit all day by the door</p><p>of</p><p>> >your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. I will give you</p><p>a</p><p>> >life span of twenty years."</p><p>> >The dog said, "That's too long to be barking. Give me ten years and I'll</p><p>> >give you back the other ten." So God agreed.</p><p>> ></p><p>> >On the second day God created the monkey. God said, "Entertain people, do</p><p>> >monkey tricks, make them laugh. I'll give you a twenty-year life span."</p><p>> >The monkey said, "How boring, monkey tricks for twenty years? I don't</p><p>think</p><p>> >so. Dog gave you back ten, so that's what I'll do too, okay?" And God</p><p>> >agreed.</p><p>> ></p><p>> ></p><p>> >On the third day God created the cow. God said, "You must go to the field</p><p>> >with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and</p><p>give</p><p>> >milk to support the farmer. I will give you a life span of sixty years."</p><p>> ></p><p>> ></p><p>> >The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty</p><p>> >years. Let me have twenty and I'll give back the other forty." And God</p><p>> >agreed again.</p><p>> ></p><p>> ></p><p>> >On the forth day God created man. God said, "Eat, sleep, play, marry and</p><p>> >enjoy your life. I'll give you twenty years."</p><p>> ></p><p>> ></p><p>> ></p><p>> >Man said, "What? Only twenty years! Tell you what, I'll take my twenty,</p><p>and</p><p>> >the forty the cow gave back and the ten the monkey gave back and the ten</p><p>> >the dog gave back, that makes eighty, okay?"</p><p>> ></p><p>> >"Okay," said God, "You've got a deal."</p><p>> ></p><p>> >So that is why the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play, and enjoy</p><p>> >ourselves; for the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our</p><p>> >family; for the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the</p><p>> >grandchildren; and for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and</p><p>> >bark at everyone.</p><p>> ></p><p>> ></p><p>> ></p><p>> >Life has now been explained to you.</p><p>></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="la4angus, post: 30860, member: 132"] > >On the first day God created the dog. God said, "Sit all day by the door of > >your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. I will give you a > >life span of twenty years." > >The dog said, "That's too long to be barking. Give me ten years and I'll > >give you back the other ten." So God agreed. > > > >On the second day God created the monkey. God said, "Entertain people, do > >monkey tricks, make them laugh. I'll give you a twenty-year life span." > >The monkey said, "How boring, monkey tricks for twenty years? I don't think > >so. Dog gave you back ten, so that's what I'll do too, okay?" And God > >agreed. > > > > > >On the third day God created the cow. God said, "You must go to the field > >with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give > >milk to support the farmer. I will give you a life span of sixty years." > > > > > >The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty > >years. Let me have twenty and I'll give back the other forty." And God > >agreed again. > > > > > >On the forth day God created man. God said, "Eat, sleep, play, marry and > >enjoy your life. I'll give you twenty years." > > > > > > > >Man said, "What? Only twenty years! Tell you what, I'll take my twenty, and > >the forty the cow gave back and the ten the monkey gave back and the ten > >the dog gave back, that makes eighty, okay?" > > > >"Okay," said God, "You've got a deal." > > > >So that is why the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play, and enjoy > >ourselves; for the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our > >family; for the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the > >grandchildren; and for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and > >bark at everyone. > > > > > > > >Life has now been explained to you. > [/QUOTE]
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