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<blockquote data-quote="Sir Loin" data-source="post: 446662" data-attributes="member: 5601"><p>Life Cycle</p><p> </p><p>I think the life cycle is all backwards.</p><p> </p><p>You should start out dead and thus get it out of the way.</p><p> </p><p>Then, you wake up in an old folks home, feeling better every day.</p><p> </p><p>You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension, then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.</p><p> </p><p>You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.</p><p> </p><p>You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous, you then get ready for University, then Secondary School.</p><p> </p><p>You go to Primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, and then...</p><p> </p><p>You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions, with central heating, room service on tap, largerquarters to live in every day, and then . . you finish off as an orgasm.</p><p> </p><p></p><p>I rest my case.</p><p>SL</p><p>********</p><p></p><p>A young guy from Missouri moves to Florida and goes to a big everything under one roof department store looking for a job.</p><p> </p><p>The manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?"</p><p> </p><p>The kid says "Yeah. I was a salesman back in Missouri."</p><p> </p><p>Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job. "You start tomorrow."</p><p> </p><p>I'll come down after we close and see how you did."</p><p> </p><p>His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the boss came down.</p><p> </p><p>"How many customers bought something from you today?</p><p> </p><p>The kid says "one".</p><p> </p><p>The boss says "Just one? Our sales people average 20 to 30 customers a day.</p><p> </p><p>How much was the sale for?"</p><p> </p><p>The kid says "$101,237.65."</p><p> </p><p>The boss says "$101,237.65? What the heck did you sell?"</p><p> </p><p>The kid says, "First, I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fishhook. Then I sold him a larger fishhook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we went down to the b oat department and I sold him a twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4x4 Expedition."</p><p> </p><p>The boss said "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a BOAT and a TRUCK?"</p><p> </p><p>The kid said "No, the guy came in here to buy Tampons for his wife, and I said, 'Dude, your weekend's shot, you should go fishing.'"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Sir Loin, post: 446662, member: 5601"] Life Cycle I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should start out dead and thus get it out of the way. Then, you wake up in an old folks home, feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension, then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous, you then get ready for University, then Secondary School. You go to Primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, and then... You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions, with central heating, room service on tap, largerquarters to live in every day, and then . . you finish off as an orgasm. I rest my case. SL ******** A young guy from Missouri moves to Florida and goes to a big everything under one roof department store looking for a job. The manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?" The kid says "Yeah. I was a salesman back in Missouri." Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job. "You start tomorrow." I'll come down after we close and see how you did." His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the boss came down. "How many customers bought something from you today? The kid says "one". The boss says "Just one? Our sales people average 20 to 30 customers a day. How much was the sale for?" The kid says "$101,237.65." The boss says "$101,237.65? What the heck did you sell?" The kid says, "First, I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fishhook. Then I sold him a larger fishhook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we went down to the b oat department and I sold him a twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4x4 Expedition." The boss said "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a BOAT and a TRUCK?" The kid said "No, the guy came in here to buy Tampons for his wife, and I said, 'Dude, your weekend's shot, you should go fishing.'" [/QUOTE]
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