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<blockquote data-quote="Crowderfarms" data-source="post: 416734" data-attributes="member: 1335"><p>Subject: lexus radio</p><p>></p><p>></p><p>> I bought a new Lexus 450 and returned to the dealer</p><p>> the next day because I couldn't get the radio to work.</p><p>> The salesman explained that the radio was voice</p><p>> activated.</p><p>></p><p>> "Nelson," the salesman said to the radio.</p><p>></p><p>> The Radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"</p><p>></p><p>> "Willie!" he continued and "On The Road Again" came</p><p>> from the speakers.</p><p>></p><p>> Then he said, "Ray Charles!", and in an instant</p><p>> "Georgia On My Mind" replaced Willie Nelson.</p><p>></p><p>> I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every</p><p>> time I'd say, "Beethoven," I'd get beautiful classical</p><p>> music, and if I said, "Beatles," I'd get one of their awesome songs.</p><p>></p><p>> Yesterday, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new car, but I</p><p>> swerved in time to avoid them. I yelled, "Rectums!"</p><p>></p><p>> Immediately the French National Anthem began to play,</p><p>> sung by Jane Fonda and Barbara Streisand, backed up by</p><p>> Michael Moore and The Dixie Chicks, with John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on</p><p>> drums, Dan Rather on harmonica, Nancy Pelosi on tambourine, Harry Reid on</p><p>> spoons, Bill Clinton on sax and Ted Kennedy on scotch.</p><p>></p><p>> Damn, I LOVE this car!</p><p>></p><p>></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Crowderfarms, post: 416734, member: 1335"] Subject: lexus radio > > > I bought a new Lexus 450 and returned to the dealer > the next day because I couldn't get the radio to work. > The salesman explained that the radio was voice > activated. > > "Nelson," the salesman said to the radio. > > The Radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?" > > "Willie!" he continued and "On The Road Again" came > from the speakers. > > Then he said, "Ray Charles!", and in an instant > "Georgia On My Mind" replaced Willie Nelson. > > I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every > time I'd say, "Beethoven," I'd get beautiful classical > music, and if I said, "Beatles," I'd get one of their awesome songs. > > Yesterday, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new car, but I > swerved in time to avoid them. I yelled, "Rectums!" > > Immediately the French National Anthem began to play, > sung by Jane Fonda and Barbara Streisand, backed up by > Michael Moore and The Dixie Chicks, with John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on > drums, Dan Rather on harmonica, Nancy Pelosi on tambourine, Harry Reid on > spoons, Bill Clinton on sax and Ted Kennedy on scotch. > > Damn, I LOVE this car! > > [/QUOTE]
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