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<blockquote data-quote="cowgal" data-source="post: 89210" data-attributes="member: 925"><p>Man Of the House</p><p>></p><p>></p><p>> A man had just finished reading his book, 'Man Of The House', while </p><p>> making his commute home on the train from work.</p><p>></p><p>></p><p>> When he reached home, he stormed into the house & walked directly up </p><p>> to his wife, pointing his finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I </p><p>> want you to know that I AM the man of this house & my word is law!"</p><p>></p><p>></p><p>> He continued, "You are to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, & after I </p><p>> am finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward.</p><p>></p><p>></p><p>> Then, after dinner, you're going to draw me a bath so I can relax.</p><p>></p><p>></p><p>> And then when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me </p><p>> & comb my hair?"</p><p>></p><p>></p><p>></p><p>> Without hesitation, the wife replied,</p><p>> "the funeral director would be my guess."</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Please don't everyone run off! And if you do, check back in...things always settle down after a bit!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="cowgal, post: 89210, member: 925"] Man Of the House > > > A man had just finished reading his book, 'Man Of The House', while > making his commute home on the train from work. > > > When he reached home, he stormed into the house & walked directly up > to his wife, pointing his finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I > want you to know that I AM the man of this house & my word is law!" > > > He continued, "You are to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, & after I > am finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. > > > Then, after dinner, you're going to draw me a bath so I can relax. > > > And then when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me > & comb my hair?" > > > > Without hesitation, the wife replied, > "the funeral director would be my guess." Please don't everyone run off! And if you do, check back in...things always settle down after a bit! [/QUOTE]
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