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<blockquote data-quote="la4angus" data-source="post: 29048" data-attributes="member: 132"><p>Ebonics Strikes Again</p><p></p><p>Once again Leroy was asked to do a simple homework assignment. Still befuddled by the whole school thing, Leroy is still a trooper. He was given another set of vocabulary words to use in sentences. Here's what he handed in:</p><p></p><p>1. HOTEL - My Momma said that she ain' gon tell her friend Shaqueta nothing else, cause that HOTEL everythang she know.</p><p></p><p>2. HONOR ROLL - We was playing bidwiz on the stoop the other day and man I was HONORROLL.</p><p></p><p>3. PLANET - Leroy got arrested cause he got him some seed to grow weed, and he PLANET in the backyard.</p><p></p><p>4. DISMAY - I went for a blood t est, the doctor pulled out a needle and said DISMAY hurt a little.</p><p></p><p>5. OMELETTE - I should punch you for what you jes said but OMELETTE it go dis time.</p><p></p><p>6. STAIRWAY - Getting high is stupid. It makes you STAIRWAY into space.</p><p></p><p>7. MOBILE - I went to buy some food, I was short on cash, and my man said gimme one MOBILE.</p><p></p><p>8. DEFENSE - I saw this dude running from the cops, but he hopped DEFENSE and got away.</p><p></p><p>9. AFRO - I got so mad at my girl, AFRO a lamp at her.</p><p></p><p>10. AFTERMATH - I don't feel like being at school today so AFTERMATH, I' m out.</p><p></p><p>11. LOCKET - I slam the door so hard, I LOCKET.</p><p></p><p>12. DOMINEERING - My girl's birthday was yesterday, so I got her a DOMINEERING.</p><p></p><p>13. KENYA - I needed money for the subway, so I axe a stranger KENYA spare some change.</p><p></p><p>14. DERANGE - DERANGE is where da deer and da antelope play.</p><p></p><p>15. DATA - At my basketball game, I scored thirty points My coach say DATA boy.</p><p></p><p>16.BEWARE - I asked the man at the unemployment office, "Is dis BEWAREI can get a job?"</p><p></p><p>17. DIMENSION - I be tall, dark, handsome and not DIMENSION smart.</p><p></p><p>18. COATROOM - The judge said, "One more outburst, you'll be thrown out de COATROOM."</p><p></p><p>19. DECIDE - My boy fronting' like he love his girl but eribody know he got a couple of chicks on DECIDE.</p><p></p><p>20. FASCINATE - Her dress got 10 buttons, but she so big she can only FASCINATE</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="la4angus, post: 29048, member: 132"] Ebonics Strikes Again Once again Leroy was asked to do a simple homework assignment. Still befuddled by the whole school thing, Leroy is still a trooper. He was given another set of vocabulary words to use in sentences. Here's what he handed in: 1. HOTEL - My Momma said that she ain' gon tell her friend Shaqueta nothing else, cause that HOTEL everythang she know. 2. HONOR ROLL - We was playing bidwiz on the stoop the other day and man I was HONORROLL. 3. PLANET - Leroy got arrested cause he got him some seed to grow weed, and he PLANET in the backyard. 4. DISMAY - I went for a blood t est, the doctor pulled out a needle and said DISMAY hurt a little. 5. OMELETTE - I should punch you for what you jes said but OMELETTE it go dis time. 6. STAIRWAY - Getting high is stupid. It makes you STAIRWAY into space. 7. MOBILE - I went to buy some food, I was short on cash, and my man said gimme one MOBILE. 8. DEFENSE - I saw this dude running from the cops, but he hopped DEFENSE and got away. 9. AFRO - I got so mad at my girl, AFRO a lamp at her. 10. AFTERMATH - I don't feel like being at school today so AFTERMATH, I' m out. 11. LOCKET - I slam the door so hard, I LOCKET. 12. DOMINEERING - My girl's birthday was yesterday, so I got her a DOMINEERING. 13. KENYA - I needed money for the subway, so I axe a stranger KENYA spare some change. 14. DERANGE - DERANGE is where da deer and da antelope play. 15. DATA - At my basketball game, I scored thirty points My coach say DATA boy. 16.BEWARE - I asked the man at the unemployment office, "Is dis BEWAREI can get a job?" 17. DIMENSION - I be tall, dark, handsome and not DIMENSION smart. 18. COATROOM - The judge said, "One more outburst, you'll be thrown out de COATROOM." 19. DECIDE - My boy fronting' like he love his girl but eribody know he got a couple of chicks on DECIDE. 20. FASCINATE - Her dress got 10 buttons, but she so big she can only FASCINATE [/QUOTE]
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