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<blockquote data-quote="chrisy" data-source="post: 446219" data-attributes="member: 3193"><p>An English farmer, Osama bin Laden and an Aussie Engineer were all working together one day. They came across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. 'I will give you three wishes total, one wish each' says the Genie. The Englishman says 'I'm a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in England.'</p><p>POOOOF! With the blink of the Genies eye, the land in England was forever fertile for farming.</p><p></p><p>Osama bin Laden was amazed, so he said, 'I want a huge wall around Afghanastan, Palestine, Iraq, and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Australians can come into our precious state.'</p><p>POOOF! Again with a blink of the Genies eye there was a huge wall around those countries.</p><p></p><p>The Aussie engineer says to the Genie 'I am very curious, please tell me more about this wall'</p><p>The Genie explains ' Well its about 5,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the countries. Nothing can get in or out, it's virtually impenetrable.' The Aussie Engineer sits down, opens a beer, smiles and says 'Fill it with water.'</p><p> </p><p></p><p>Auh! if only</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="chrisy, post: 446219, member: 3193"] An English farmer, Osama bin Laden and an Aussie Engineer were all working together one day. They came across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. 'I will give you three wishes total, one wish each' says the Genie. The Englishman says 'I'm a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in England.' POOOOF! With the blink of the Genies eye, the land in England was forever fertile for farming. Osama bin Laden was amazed, so he said, 'I want a huge wall around Afghanastan, Palestine, Iraq, and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Australians can come into our precious state.' POOOF! Again with a blink of the Genies eye there was a huge wall around those countries. The Aussie engineer says to the Genie 'I am very curious, please tell me more about this wall' The Genie explains ' Well its about 5,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the countries. Nothing can get in or out, it's virtually impenetrable.' The Aussie Engineer sits down, opens a beer, smiles and says 'Fill it with water.' Auh! if only [/QUOTE]
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