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<blockquote data-quote="SF" data-source="post: 106497" data-attributes="member: 1171"><p>A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car whizzed by and took the door with it, ripping it off completely.</p><p></p><p>A cop arrived at the scene and the lawyer was hopping up and down with rage, cursing and yelling about the damage done to his new BMW.</p><p></p><p>"OFFICER!!! Look at what they've done to my Beeeemer!!!" he shrieked.</p><p></p><p>"You lawyers are so materialistic - you all make me sick!" retorted the officer, "You're so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn't even notice that your left arm has been dismembered."</p><p></p><p>"Oh God...." wailed the lawyer, looking down and noticing for the first time the bloody stump where his left arm had once been, "Where's the heck is my Rolex?!?!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="SF, post: 106497, member: 1171"] A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car whizzed by and took the door with it, ripping it off completely. A cop arrived at the scene and the lawyer was hopping up and down with rage, cursing and yelling about the damage done to his new BMW. "OFFICER!!! Look at what they've done to my Beeeemer!!!" he shrieked. "You lawyers are so materialistic - you all make me sick!" retorted the officer, "You're so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn't even notice that your left arm has been dismembered." "Oh God...." wailed the lawyer, looking down and noticing for the first time the bloody stump where his left arm had once been, "Where's the heck is my Rolex?!?!" [/QUOTE]
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